The Pirate

Driving home from the bar shitfaced and having to cover one eye to prevent seeing double.

Clyde McBride: "Bro I got shitfaced last night at the bar and had to do the pirate to get home!" Kill: "Dude you're a shitbag!"

by Kill2009whoopthatass January 30, 2009

a but pirate

Guy on guy action. ( has, having guy on guy action)

He is a but pirate.

by Cookie Stealer --- awesomio January 10, 2008

pirates

One of the many things that make things better in this world.

Goes well with monkeys and cock.

Hello mate, we're off to find some booty. Put your god damn monkey loving cock away you sick land lubbing fuck.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

The pirate

guy cums in your eye and you yell arghhhhh.

When a guy cums in your eye and you yell argh it's called the pirate.

by Finger bang February 9, 2014

Piratize

Upon reaching the point of orgasm a man must ejaculate in the girls eye, kick her in the shin, and place a parrot (real or fake) on her shoulder. Then watch as the one-eyed, one legged, parrot wielding female hobbles around as if imitating a pirate.

Wow, my shin is really sore and eye is really itchy becuz my boyfriend PIRATIZED me last night.

by DBo84 November 21, 2011

Pirate

a person who attacks and robs ships at sea.

“I’m going to find the treasure because I’m a pirate!”

by RealDefinitions28409 December 20, 2017

Pirate

Criminals who steal from ships or sail to towns on the coast and kill everyone and steal their money (then get drunk on rum and start singing sea shanties and eating biscuits with maggots, but that's not the point). Famous pirates are Blackbeard, Benito 'Bloody Sword' Bonito, Black Bart, François l'Olonnais, 'Black Jack' Anderson, and Ned Low. You probably think they only existed in the Georgian Era, but they actually existed as far back as Ancient Greek, and they actually still exist.

Pirates still exist in the 21st century. Honest!

by MTSBadBoys May 26, 2017