Pinch Weasel 

Someone who is the "bottom feeder" of the business/office and allocated all the jobs that nobody else wants.

Likely to be rostered on Christmas Day.

"Andrew, go and unpack all the crates and boxes from the truck... then clean the toilets when you are done".

"What am I, your PINCH WEASEL?"

Pinch Weasel by A. Montesi December 9, 2007

Pinch and Tickle 

Sexual intercourse, usually playful and involving giggling. May also be referred to as jiggery pokery.

"Hey man, what're you and the gf doing tonight?"

"We're gonna go back to my place for a little pinch and tickle."

Pinch and Tickle by southfanning June 30, 2007

pinch and flush 

As to prevent the clogging of a toilet. Instead of dropping your entire bowel movement and almost assuredly clogging the toilet, you "pinch and flush" and repeat.

"Excuse me, i have to go do the pinch and flush."

"She needs to do the pinch and flush like any other civilized person. Who does she think she is?

pinch and flush by RC Army August 30, 2007

"Pinch a loaf"

To extrude an exceptionally massive terd.

If the boss is wondering where I am, please tell him that I had to "pinch a loaf".

"Pinch a loaf" by Larry Latrino July 21, 2006

Pinch and Zoom 

When you take a shit of catastrophic proportions (clog the john, splash the walls, destroy the ozone, etc.) at a public place (friend's house, mother-in-law, church, etc.) and you have to make a hasty getaway before anyone calls you out.

I was at my boss' house last night and I had a bad case of diarrhea so i just had to Pinch and Zoom.

Pinch and Zoom by VMSTRETCH June 1, 2011

pinch and pivot 

The act of stopping mid stream while urinating to pop a squat. Often necessarily executed in haste as a result of blindly trusting a fart that has gone awry while taking a piss. There is no time to flex the stream closed. It must be manually pinched off and involves the act of shuffling awkwardly while simultaneously attempting to put the seat down and drop trou'. SHALL only be attempted by seasoned professionals.

Dave: "That was a long piss. You good bro?"
Ryan: "I was mid stream when the Chinese food hit, I had to pinch and pivot to avoid catastrophe."

Sarah spent the weekend cleaning the bathroom as a result of a poorly executed pinch and pivot by Scott.

pinch and pivot by Dirty D 69 November 3, 2018

pinch it quick 

To assertivly tell a girl/girlfriend/bitch/hoe/scallywag/
skeeza or any other type of female to "Hurry The Fuck Up" when they tell you there going to the girls room,or there going to powder there nose.

Girl: I need to go to the Restroom

You: Ok sugga tits,Pinch it QUICK!!!!

pinch it quick by Johnny Fairplay August 17, 2007