Pickledick

(n) The result of years of routine masturbation due to an inability to get laid. The exact same finger placement coupled with the strength of grasp during climax causes minor divets to form over time; thereby making the shaft resemble a full gherkin in all but color.
(adj) A complete nerd suffering from the above condition. (See also incel).

“Dude, I need a woman in my life”.

“I hear that. How’s your pickledick treating you, btw?”
“It’s aiight. Hurts sometimes though”
“Try using some Jergens for your gherkin, man. Stop with the friggin dry rub.”

by ex1l3d September 17, 2020

PICKLEDONT

Something you shouldn't do while you're playing Pickleball.

Whatching this rally on YouTube I can see a classic pickledont.

by CNPickleball September 21, 2020

PICKLEDON'T

Something not to do while playing Pickleball!

Getting hit with the pickleball is a major pickledon't.

by CNPickleball September 21, 2020

pickerings

Pickerings is an infection that leads to a huge ass forehead and a massive ego. It can be treated by stopping being a bitch..

“Did you hear that Megan has pickerings?”
“Ew, thanks for letting me know. I won’t be going near her!”

by xxborisjohnson69xx April 19, 2021

pickerings

An infection that can cause humongous foreheads, an exceedingly large ego and an ugly face. Pickerings can be treated by stopping being entitled.

“Did you hear that Megan has Pickerings?”
“Ew, I won’t go near her!”

by xxborisjohnson69xx April 19, 2021

pickleinmysandwich

some random person who got 13k likes on a tiktok

Did you see pickleinmysandwich? He’s a shit

by poopoohahajaja July 3, 2021

Pickling

Select a pickle of you choice and insert into rectum then begin fast walking If the pickle falls from rectum the Pickler must pick up the pickle take a bite and reinsert pickle and distance starts over

1.Jack was going for the pickling world record but had issues as he didn't remove the pickle from the jar first

2.jill is training to become the best Pickler in the county she only uses the jumbo pickles while pickling

by Metalhead_heathen February 2, 2022