When a Raccoon (usually of the Portuguese variant) breaks in to your home and defecates on the kitchen floor. Usually, having been attracted by the smell of cheese and ham crackers.
Steve: “Oh for fuck’s sake Tom, have you had a shit on the kitchen floor?”
Tom: “it wasn’t me, it must have been another tinned Pilchard incident”
Tom: “it wasn’t me, it must have been another tinned Pilchard incident”
by Stemol August 31, 2023
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C1: mate did you see him? proper pochard
C2: maaaateeeee
C1: mate did you see him? proper pochard
C2: maaaateeeee
by keioploads October 26, 2025
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When only some of your cool friends can come back to play, but you can’t have everybody back because that would be lame or too much too fast.
Emerging adult inspired by your childhood: I’m so glad some of us are back!
2020 reboot: yeah me too kind of
Emerging adult inspired by your childhood: I’m so glad some of us are back!
2020 reboot: yeah me too kind of
by Ahollywoodsmile November 23, 2019
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