Poofaced

When you get absolutely pissed up and can't see what your doing, as if someone has put shit in ur eyes.

''Yo homey how was the party last night?''
''Can't remember mann got absolutely poofaced!''
''Sick''

by Mikee dizzle May 11, 2007

photoflipper

A person who intentionally sneaks in an extended middle finger into photos for a surprise later once the photo is published. The finger is usually pointed upwards behind other people's heads or backs.

Jack is a notorious photoflipper - he always manages to sneak one behind my back in all our photos!

by *JT* May 28, 2008

phofall

When you drop your smart phone on your face when you're looking at it while lying on your back in bed.

Me: Laughing so hard looking at these dank memes caused me to phofall.
GF: You're a useless moron.

by jambdy July 8, 2018

chatvite poof

The instantaneous log off used to dodge a chat invite or IM.

"Hey, what's up? I just wanted to say hi online last night but you gave me the chatvite poof."

"I hate that guy, he always wants to chat. I just give him the chatvite poof. "

Someone more naive might say, "Gee, Ed must have a really bad internet provider; he keeps losing his connection".

by patrsacc July 5, 2009

Butt Poof

A patch of hair missed while shaving between the butt hole and vagina

My girlfriend missed her butt poof while shaving

by Tandog November 30, 2013

Re-Poof

When you reattach the adorable fuzzy ball to the top of the wool cap of an attractive girl you are on a date with.

I just Re-Poofed you!

by Adorable Insurance Guy December 1, 2018

poof panties

Inflatable underpants founded in england

Person: Hello? Creator: *british accent* yes, would you like to purchase a pair of inflatable underpants? Person: inflatable underpants? Creator: indeed, they're called poof panties

by Psychokay666 May 16, 2018