Phobic denotation ordeal

The curious and unpleasant yet unsurprising and common experience of looking up a person's name (perhaps your own) on Urban Dictionary and finding that the results become more and more

A) disgustingly homophobic (gaynotation)
B) shaming of fat people (fatnotation)
C) slut shaming (whorenotation)
D) racist (racenotation)

as you scroll down or go past the first page.

Option A occurs mostly with typically male names. When occurring with typically female names, it tends to be that the definitions are about male homosexuals anyway.

Option B and C occur mostly with typically female names.

Option D occurs mostly with typically male names, for some reason.

1. Francis is "some fag"
3. Sarah is a "dyke" and also a "noun" (Thanks for the clarification! Nothing gets past you, homophobes.)
4. Ashley is "usually a fatass"
5. Karen is a "hoebag"
6. Mario is a "Jew bitch cock"

I just went through a lot of phobic denotation ordeals looking up good examples for you people. I'm too disgusted to look up more.

by folkish February 11, 2010

phonicator

Someone who uses the phone ALL THE TIME and probably has more than one ear accessory.

He is on the phone all the time, texting or talking. He's a real phonicator.

by cosmic guts August 5, 2011

phonisode

1. Digital content viewable only by cell phone, sometimes through limited service providers.

2. A digital short recorded with the video capture capabilites of a cell phone.

1. NBC is considering releasing phonisodes of Lost starting in July.

2. "Have you seen Jenna Fischer's comedic phonisode "10 Things You Don't Know About Women"? It's a real hit!"

by The Teek April 24, 2007

phonocosis

The constant need to be on one or two phones and a blacberry for the majority of the day.

Excuse me jim, your phonocosis is a disease. You need to be on the phone all day. It'a real problem. You need help. I recommend a phone-e-ectomy

by plaw May 28, 2009

phoneicide

The act of killing a phone, or when a phone is killed. Most cases of phoneicide are committed by technology incompetent individuals, and most cases are dismissed. It is still a crime, and action should be taken.

*Phone laying in pieces on the floor*

"Watson... it appears there was a phoneicide!"

by Kleenex! January 21, 2010

phonocopy

Taking a photo of a whiteboard or notes with your phone.

I will take a phonocopy of that and print it later.

by GlenRocks April 23, 2011

PhoneCD

Derived from OCD, PhoneCD is when someone needs to have their phones on them at all time and checks it every 5 seconds.

Dude put your phone away! This is your grandmother's funeral! I think we need to get medicine for your PhoneCD.

by AJennings June 20, 2011