Phoner

Having a phone in your pocket that is so large and protruding that it looks like a boner.

"Does that guy have a boner or a phoner? I can't tell and it's starting to creep me out."

"Oh sorry, it's just my Note 3. Not a boner, just a phoner."

by gboi92 July 12, 2014

phoner

when you have hot phone sex and you get an erection and thus a phoner

hey last night I called a phone sex line and got a major phoner

by zadowmanic January 18, 2011

phoner

when your phone is in your pocket and it looks like you have a boner.

Person 1: damn, look at Jake's bulge!

Person 2: nah man, he just has a phoner.

by laseroutcast November 29, 2016

Phoner

When you have a bulge in your pocket, primarily from your phone.

Man look at his phoner! He’s rich.

by Diddians March 13, 2019

Phoner

when your phone sticks out of your trousers and it looks like you have a major hard on, and no one can really tell the difference.

Oh my god, does Jason have a boner or a phoner?

by Notorious IBG October 8, 2016

phoner

when answering text really fast

hiwot u are such a phoner

by sarah williams wells_67 May 7, 2019

phoner

someone who answers texts right after they get them

Hiwot stop being a phoner u creep.

by sarah williams wells_67 May 7, 2019