Phoner

When the outline of your phone can be seen through your jeans.

*Guy sits down and sees his phone through his jeans*

"Dang, I've got a huge phoner right now."

by TYBGriff September 9, 2013

Phoner

When a cellphone or device of similarity protrudes out of your pants (usually tight jeans) and can be mistaken as an erect or semi-erect penis.

Kaitlyn: John are you excited?
John: Oh, that's just my phoner.

by magikarpusedsplash September 29, 2011

Phoner

The bulge in someone's pants pocket from their smart phone. Usually big enough to be noticeable.

Oh my god look at franks phoner! It's hella noticeable!

by WinknSkeever October 30, 2017

Phoner

When you have a bulge in your pocket, primarily from your phone.

Man look at his phoner! He’s rich.

by Diddians March 13, 2019

Phoner

When you get an erection while on the phone.

Dude she was moaning over the phone and I got a phoner.

by FKN Toastah January 23, 2017

Phoner

When you get a boner from playing games on your phone all day

Jake: Woah!
Bob: What?
Jake: I was playing games on my phone, when I got this boner
Jack: Just another phoner......

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 13, 2021

hand phoner

when a person calls another t tell them an interesting story of the day but instead of just telling them they act it out despite the fact the peron on the other end of the conversation cant see them

Jim: I saw Mike talking to to a friend on the phone but he was acting out the scene over the phone!

Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.

by chunkyturk August 25, 2009