Phoner

Noun.
A boner for your phone.

A phrase used to describe someone who checks their phone too often, they get excitement (debateably arousal) from checking their phone.

Kevin is such a phone boy, he gets a phoner every 5 minutes and HAS to check his snapchat.

by Weilhammer360 July 18, 2020

Phoner

The outline of a dude’s smart phone in his front pocket.

Check out Scott’s phoner, girl. He’s clearly packing at least an iPhone 12

by Brady1985 January 12, 2021

Phoner

When your in-pocket phone slips into the valley between your legs so it represents an oddly shaped cock bulge.

Ghislaine: Wow, your cock is so square and flat! What is your secret?
You: Not my cock, just a phoner.

by Triggered To Death February 21, 2021

Phoner

When you get a boner from playing games on your phone all day

Jake: Woah!
Bob: What?
Jake: I was playing games on my phone, when I got this boner
Jack: Just another phoner......

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 13, 2021

Phoner

When a man or woman (or w.e you are as long as you have a penis attached to your body) uses a phone to pretend they have a boner hidden in a trouser pocket.

King James 6th: Dam shawty you don even gotta touch that shit I got a stiff on.

Shawty: wait a minute that's not your dick that's a phoner!

King James 6th: Dam straight ugly ass bitch you got played.

by Sexydragonfucker September 8, 2022

Phoner Boner

A texted pic of one's own genitalia, or "Junk" as the in-crowd calls it.

Man 1: Hey sweetie, can you drop them digits?

Woman 1: Sure.

Woman 2: Oh my god, I think that man sent you a pic of his genitalia to you.

Man 2: Nice Phoner Boner my friend!

by I got you back July 12, 2009

phoner boner

(n) Refers to the act of phone sex. Also relating to the sexual arousal (generally an erection) caused by phone sex.

"Hey babe, I'm gonna call you later for a phoner boner."

"We talked late last night and I got such a phoner boner!"

by jamablama September 13, 2015