Phoebe

She was special girl. An avid collector of dust and all things yellow. Her shower would never taste nice so she changed to Monday. She lived on the back of many lice, of whom really enjoyed her singing. What a lovely day. She allowed the world to realise that the world was A caprisun. She loved the taste of rust, as it made her spine tingle like an orchestra of violins wobbling the strings. However, be warned whenever in contact with any form of meat she will explode. The meat doesn’t have to be specified ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I just caught a phoebe. She’s in my basement with a rusty spoon.

by D1ckyanker October 18, 2021

trouser phlegm

noun.

what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature ejaculation

1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"

2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."

by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009

Sea Phlegm

The horrible foamy residue that floats on the sea

Person 1: Look at that gross stuff on the sea
Person 2: You mean the Sea Phlegm?
Person 1: What the hell is Sea Phlegm?
Person 2: That gross floaty stuff that the sea sends to the outside because it doesn't want to swallow it...

by TrashyCure June 27, 2014

Phoebe

A phoebe is a girl usually with long hair. She has a very strong personality and sticks up for what she believes in. A Phoebe loves all animals but particularly cats. A Phoebe finds their soul mate a young age at gets mad ( jealous) if anyone goes near him. No matter what happens in their relationship she will fight for her man, even if they aren’t truly dating yet. Phoebes don’t like little kids, and would hate to have siblings. Phoebes are very inappropriate and will make a inappropriate joke anytime they can. Phoebes will always be weird, funny, and always wanting to make people laugh. That’s why everyone loves them.

That girl over there with her cat and her boyfriend is a real phoebe.

by NoSinsHere October 31, 2018

Phoebe

Just an amazing person.
Anyone would be lucky to have Phoebe in their life. She's sexy sweet (usually brunette) outgoing, fun and, did I say sexy? She loves the summer and anyone dating her would be the luckiest person in the world.

Person 1: Guess what? I'm dating Phoebe!

Person 2: Who's Phoebe?

Person 3: the most sweet beautiful girl you'll ever meet. Your so lucky!

Person 1: I know I know

by Jdnxb June 7, 2017

Phoebe

always has a smile on her face but is depressed on the inside. She likes to draw. She always makes jokes and has a laugh of a hyena. She is the type of person who can help anyone when hurt or sad. If you meet a Phoebe keep her forever. A badass bitch

i have a friend named phoebe and i call her phobo

by hevaven October 29, 2019

Phlegmatic

Having a slow way about you--or--Being unemotional cold -- just there...no aliveness.

Example 1. "You mean--even though your family was just violently butchered into blood sodden slices --you want a fucking cheeseburger? You aint nothing but a phlegmatic motherfucker. . ." Example 2. Confronted with the 25 strong gang of violent murder hungry demons on a dark L.A. back alley, I said, "Pardon me for being so PHLEGMATIC, --But, which one of you frail --confused--bitches wants uncle butcher to skin and debone ya asses rright now?" I said in a phhlegmatic manner.

by Bobby Revell March 17, 2005