Phil Swift

Phil Swift is a salesperson who became an online popularity after advertising his products such as flex seal and flex tape.
Some of his online work is very popular, such as the videos where he saws boats in half and fixes them back together with the flex products.

Phil swift is a very admirable character and we all love him.

Phil is so god like, that I worship him every morning; he is my idol.

<3 We love you Phil

Written by Niamh Edwards.

“ Phil Swift is like a god to me.”

“Hello! I’m Phill Swift.”

by Niamh_3dwards December 5, 2018

uncle phil

Will's big fat 6'2" uncle on "Fresh Prince of Belair". He was raised out in the country became a lawyer and got filthy rich. He's the father of 4 kids; Hillary Banks, Carlton Banks, Ashley Banks, and Nicky Banks. Uncle Phil is a man of character and doesnt take any bs so on almost every episode you can see he always on the verge of beating the hell out of Will.

Will: "Oh my God Uncle got Dunlap Syndrome!"
Uncle Phil: "Whats that?"
Will: "It's when your stomach dun lapped ova your belt."

by vB006 September 28, 2005

the PHIL Factor

when one's whacked out persona of sociopathic tendencies comes to life via delusions of grandeur that entails inconspicuous forming of relationships with others w/o the other's consent by all means necessary. A third party can see this with clear conviction of contempt, but the individual that is perpetuating this act of solace and does not relent to the factual discrepancy of reality.

the Phil Factor made u believe that her name was Jessica when in actuality her name is Christina as according to her birth certificate.

by CoOLiSymO October 25, 2010

Philana

A Philana is a very out-going and warm-hearted person. Also, Philana's are smart, beautiful, loving, and crazy. Philana's always get what they want, when they set there mind to something they always accomplish it. Philana's are usually in the medical field. They tend to have a weak spot for Irish men. Can sometimes be a bit of an air head sometimes.

" loves everyone even if there assholes......thats a Philana"

by pgallogly April 14, 2010

Dr. Phil

A fat guy who sells diet books

by Assweepay November 5, 2003

dr. phil

Fake bald phsycyatristwho got his start off the oprah show. He defends himself by making comments about other people's lives and in severe defense,
makes up weird phrases that no one can understand.

"I don't care how flat you make your pancakes, they got two sides!"
-Dr. Phil

by Danielle October 11, 2003

Dr. Phil

not a doctor of anything

Dr. Phil is a fake-ass bitch

by fsniaofsauiofsaio January 5, 2007