phail

a way of expressing extreme and/or pitiful failure. Also, failing so badly that the person who failed does not deserve the correct spelling of 'fail' and therefore the 'f' is substituted with a 'ph'.

"You fail....but it's so pitiful that you 'phail' with a 'ph'!"

by ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; July 3, 2006

pyro-phalic tendancy

The will or desire to light either your or others penises on fire. Thats right... on fire.

Last night i was with shirely, and she lit my cock on fire, That bitch has got a pyro-phalic tendancy!!

by Richard Hurts February 5, 2007

phail00rz

The ultimate in fail. Beyond phail or even epic fail. It is now phail00rz. It is preferably used against nubs and noobs. If you're pathetic, you belong.

I heard John got lost, PHAIL00RZ!

by Kire E. May 4, 2008

phalic

adj. refering to a penis.

Phalic objects are protruding and round.

by Robert Alfaro January 19, 2003

Phailer

One who consistently fails at something.

"Tommy is such a phailer, he can't even swallow his food."

by JustinCW February 13, 2007

Phailboat

Like a sailboat, but it phails (fails).

LOL LOOK AT THE TITANIC, IT'S A PHAILBOAT!!

by Hannahlawlz March 17, 2009

Phalisk

1) A word that refers to a small penis

2) A word that refers to someone with a small penis

1) He brags about how big his penis is, but we all know he has a two-inch phalisk.

2) That guy acts tough but he's just a phalisk.

by TheAlmightyDefinor March 20, 2012