A shit which leaves behind no trace. When you wipe your arse you find that it's clean, and when you look in the toilet nothing is there. You're left wondering if you actually had a shit.
- I had a shit perfecto this morning. My arse was as clean as a polished sixpence.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.
- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.
- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.
by greenlectern September 1, 2010
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Like any other metro-society, there are typical phenominons which dominate the landscape. In our locale (the city of Everett, Wa) where women are large and men dream of meeting a size 6 or more slimmer... We take Everett and elephant come up with Ever-phant. This can be applied in your town with some immagination.
1st dude "Chick just bought you a drink." 2nd dude " Man, you drink it! She's just another Ever-phant wanting a ride on my Harley. The shocks won't take it!"
by waaaaat? May 23, 2011
Get the Ever-phant mug.G Phaad Ke, a usual bollywood song where the G has double meanings.
G could either stand for Gaand(Ass)
or
Jee/G which is heart or soul.
G could either stand for Gaand(Ass)
or
Jee/G which is heart or soul.
by Staphylococcus November 18, 2014
Get the G Phaad Ke mug.The feeling you get when a fire monster is trying to kill you with the help of a red haired person in a gas mask after you woke up from a coma in the 80s while the man who sold the world is playing and the guy who was going to give you plastic surgery dies by being strangled by a person who was sent to kill you and you escape even though they were chasing you on a fire Pegasus
by WTFamidoingwithmylife April 21, 2017
Get the Phantom Pain mug.the five days of extreme bitchiness, usually associated with the female menstruation cycle, that mysteriously occurs in pregnant females, menopausal women, or off usual cycle times in regular females. Also known as a ghost rag.
J: Do you know if Reba is having a boy or girl?
B: Who cares, shes being a real bitch today!
J: Oh she must be on her phantom rag.
B: Who cares, shes being a real bitch today!
J: Oh she must be on her phantom rag.
by Jay & B August 1, 2008
Get the phantom rag mug.A phantom shift is when you have a friend clock in for you and you don't show up all day but still get paid
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