Perkasie

A small town i bucks county next to Sellersville, an hour north of Philadelphia surrounded by Quakertown to the north, Telford and souderton to the west, Dublin to the southeast, and Doylestown to the South. we're not spoiled and rich like Doylestown, and we only have about 10,000 people. WE have a skate park but most of the kids who use at are doucebags so it's not really fun. the only buisinesses are stores and restaurants. We also have a mcdonalds, dairy queen and ritas all filled with gay kids from the skate park. We have a bunch of chill parks and bike paths and a really small downtown. theres not much crime but if you don't skate theres not much to do and its mostly just houses. Overall its a chill place.

Perkasie is a small suburb of philly with alot of kids and not much to do.

by El Jameso August 5, 2009

own goal perk

An immature soccer goalie who makes funny noises when scoring an own goal. Normally a useless but dramatic save.

A goalie who normally scores own goals in soccer.

Definition of own goals- he scores goals on his own team while being in goal.

The goalie may sometimes have a hyper/competitive mom.

God dammit Perk you scored on our own team!(Player 1)
Our fucking goalie sucks! (Player 2)
Perk why did you kick it into our goal! (Player 3)
What a dumbass goalie! (Soccer Mom)
Parker that's 5 laps damnit! (Coach)
Perk argues with reff. and earns a yellow card...
Perk lies on the ground with the ball in his own goal, crying.
This is an own goal perk.
I quit coach... Perk! Perk!

by Tron Adams May 31, 2007

Penski File

It references an episode of Seinfeld where George showed up to a job that he wasn't sure he was hired for. He moves into the small office and was told to work on the Penski File. He was not sure what he was supposed to do so he did nothing. It is used when you are at work with nothing to do.

Jim: Hey Tom! What are you doing?

Tom: I'm just here at my desk working on the Penski File.

by CaptainThule117 March 18, 2011

perking

to act stupid or loosen up due to the effects of alcohol or drugs

Yo, I was perking off of that Vodka, I couldn't even stand up.

by that dozen April 30, 2005

Perkin

The condidion of being drunk on alcohol

Thizzin is high, and perkin is drunk.

by Beans-n-Fixins August 4, 2007

perkeys

also known as Percocets, they are prescription pills that are used to treat moderate to moderately severe pain. They have high risk for addiction and dependence. Can cause respiratory distress and death when taken in high doses or when combined with other substances, especially alcohol.

A line of lyrics from future hendrix song titled 'perkesy callin' says "I can hear the perkeys callin"

by SgtRedDog January 26, 2017

Perkatory

That excruciating time in the morning while you wait until your coffee has brewed

Man, I was so hung over, I was in perkatory until that first cuppa java was ready

by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020