eternal penis pendulum

Contrary to the seemingly magnetic attraction of vaginas during scissoring, an eternal dick pendulum occurs through magnetic repulsion when attempting to "make the penises kiss."

You know why you rarely see tip tapping? The eternal penis pendulum effect.

by Ligachev March 3, 2017

Pendi

A broke ass , dusty ass , lying ass , miserable ass , hating ass person that has no life.

“ Y’all heard taylon Joseph hayes hating on Qwavon? He’s such a Pendi ass nigga.”

by Mr.petty July 20, 2020

Pendeja

The most beautiful person in the whole world and is the baddest bitch

You are just a good pendeja

by La pendeja December 29, 2020

Pandu

An epic name given to an Asian. Because of its similarities in sounding to "panda," many nicknames can be given to this person.

Kung Fu Pandu
Pandumonium

by EpicYuki October 4, 2009

pendulum

A penis that has an extremely big head but skinny shaft. Pendulum Penii swing like a clock's pendulum when the possessor walks with a normal gait.

Man, did you see Jason in the locker room? He has a fucking pendulum between his legs. Every step it swung from 1 knee to the other.

by Shannon A. February 28, 2008

pendako

Collection of psychotic artists, inhabited by an orphaned octopus and a penguin chef currently out of work. Formerly owned by the art gods Naska and JK, currently MIA.

"OMG PENDAKO IS TEH ROXORZ!!111"
"Why is there an eggplant in my soup?"
"Waitress, the octopus is sludging on the menus."

by Loo February 17, 2005

Foucault's pendulum

1. a pendulum device named after the French physicist Léon Foucault, used to demonstrate the rotation of the Earth.

2. an extremely complicated novel by Umberto Ecco, first published in 1988. Persons successfully reading this book should be given a badge of merit.

Juicy O'Gazem: 'Did you really read all of "Foucault's Pendulum"'

Rod Stiffy: 'Yessirree, I did.'

Juicy O'Gazem: 'Wow, you should get a badge or a medal or something.'

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009