cj pence

the word or words used to described rounding up cattle.
most commonly used to describe a feedlot or a pasture full of fresh green holsteins.

"im going to cj pence that cow"

by kilkilghi December 1, 2009

Pencing

To delay doing one's job.

Stop Pencing around. How furious does the backlash need to be before you'll do your job?

by Sam JuaS June 21, 2022

Pence Effect

When a person is held responsible for something by their boss that logic and/or the facts suggest is due to a number of other circumstances. While it can be argued very narrowly that the employee could have behaved differently, it is the case that there are too many aforementioned factual or logical inconsistencies to cause the ire of the boss upon the employee. An important element is that this judgement and subsequent criticism is after a considerable amount of time where the employee has offered loyalty in the face of difficult positions taken by or assignments given by one's boss.

The vice president suffered from the Pence Effect when he was blamed by his boss for not single handedly overturning the election.

That guy toiled loyally for years attempting to implement his bosses ideas even though they were I'll advised. When they didn't work out he was blamed. Sure, maybe someone else could have done it, but to draw the conclusion that it's his fault is a stretch at best. He suffered from the Pence Effect.

by TheNewLexicon January 10, 2021

Pence

To send unsolicited pictures of your genitalia to another person online, typically with the hope of reciprocation.

"This random dudebro just penced me on Facebook Messenger. I replied with a gif of a banana being sliced and he blocked me."

by Alaeriia January 18, 2019

pencs

Adjetivo usado para definir alguém que está em um período pré-suicídio. Normalmente usado por Senzalianos

Galacstec está meio pencs ultimamente, acho que é por causa da Yume

by penisgrande January 2, 2019

pence nap

When you get lulled to sleep by someone's inane blathering.

Listening to him talk would throw me into a Pence nap.

by Eratosthenes of PA August 6, 2017

Pence

A groveling coward who gazes lovingly at and supports a man who wanted the coward to be lynched.

I’m more concerned about the FBI searching Mar A Lago then the fact that Trump supported people chanting “Hang Mike Pence!”

You are such a pence.

by CGHDun August 10, 2022