Noun, 1. a penis, a vagina and/or a gooch; generally used by polish people to small children
2. a person or thing that is being a dick, a pain in the ass, a moron, or just not cooperating with what you want in the current situation
2. a person or thing that is being a dick, a pain in the ass, a moron, or just not cooperating with what you want in the current situation
"Carlos Beltan struck out looking to end game 7 of the 2006 NLCS, what a peetush"
"Whoa dude, you just got me in peetush"
"Whoa dude, you just got me in peetush"
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Get the peets mug.a word screamed by a sylbieerras she forcefully grabs at the chest of an unconsenting male. this is often done in surprise, making a man scream
by Erriott July 29, 2006
Get the pectorials mug.deep intermammary cleavage used as a vagina by someone wanting to schtupp his girlfriend but not actually penetrate her
coitus interruptus is fine if you really haven't released anything...vagina pectoris is a lot safer...i mean, who ever got a girl pregnant by squirting her boobs?
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hott guy with muscles enters the room
settit: "hey rachelle-pectorials up in here!!"
rachelle: damn !!
settit: "hey rachelle-pectorials up in here!!"
rachelle: damn !!
by Settit July 1, 2006
Get the pectorials mug.A wet bag of Cheetos found in the woods, if there was no rain recently in the area, the bag was likely pissed on by some animal, and since pee rhimes with chee, peetos is a perfect term for such a thing. The term came from the episode of That 70s Show where the gang was on the water tower spotting for Donna's engagement ring and Fez found a bag of Cheetos and handed it to Eric and found out they were wet, and Fez mentioned a bear must have pissed on it, then out came "eww Peetos!". I cant remember exactly how that part went as i only seen that episode once when it was new, but ill always remember Peetos.
Some dudes camping in the woods looking for fire wood:
Dude1:Hey man youre hungry? I found a bag of Cheetos here
Dude2:Awesome man (grabs then and shoves on in his mouth, then suddenly spits it out), yuck dude these are wet!
Dude3:They must have been pissed on by some animal
Dude1:(freaks out chucking the bag and falls over)Hey can i get a hand back up?
Dude1:Hell no, u touched peetos!
Dude3:Hah! U put a fuckin' peeto in your mouth too!
Dude2:(turns pale and spits up over some good fire wood)
Dude1:Hey, we could have used that wood!
Dude3:Lets leave that poor peeto eating bastard there to get eaten by whatever pissed on that bag
Dude1:Yeah man, wanna get crunked?
Dude3:Fuck yeah! Isnt that why we came here in the first place?
Dude1:Hopefully we wont get the munchies as badly as the peeto eater did
Dude3:Wait, how come he had the munchies that much more badly than we did already?
Dude1:Wait, wheres our stash?
Dudes1&3:Yeah hes definitley not worth helpin' out now, lets go back to town and mash in his basement, it better not be sketch
Dude2:(still lying in the dirt feelin, lookin, and smellin' like shit, and hes crying) Nature is a bitch!
Dude1:Hey man youre hungry? I found a bag of Cheetos here
Dude2:Awesome man (grabs then and shoves on in his mouth, then suddenly spits it out), yuck dude these are wet!
Dude3:They must have been pissed on by some animal
Dude1:(freaks out chucking the bag and falls over)Hey can i get a hand back up?
Dude1:Hell no, u touched peetos!
Dude3:Hah! U put a fuckin' peeto in your mouth too!
Dude2:(turns pale and spits up over some good fire wood)
Dude1:Hey, we could have used that wood!
Dude3:Lets leave that poor peeto eating bastard there to get eaten by whatever pissed on that bag
Dude1:Yeah man, wanna get crunked?
Dude3:Fuck yeah! Isnt that why we came here in the first place?
Dude1:Hopefully we wont get the munchies as badly as the peeto eater did
Dude3:Wait, how come he had the munchies that much more badly than we did already?
Dude1:Wait, wheres our stash?
Dudes1&3:Yeah hes definitley not worth helpin' out now, lets go back to town and mash in his basement, it better not be sketch
Dude2:(still lying in the dirt feelin, lookin, and smellin' like shit, and hes crying) Nature is a bitch!
by some teen dude July 12, 2006
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