And that's how my parents met

An additive to a poorly-told or lame joke. It can be used in conjunction with, "and then I found five dollars," if the joke is particularly awful.

Joe: I was walking home when I twisted my ankle. It hurt a lot.
Neil: That sucks bro...
Joe: And that's how my parents met

by Revising Perfection October 28, 2009

concerned parent

Another word for an overprotective, meddling, immature, snot nosed piece of crap. Usually a soccer mom that drives an SUV with a jesus fish on it, who constantly bitches about violence on TV, video games, and drugs, while ignoring her own fucking problems. Can apply to fathers too.

"omg, I'm just a concerned parent"
"No you're not, you have no life and you ruin your kids' lives because of that"

by StormOfStress October 26, 2006

Indian Parent Quit

In First person shooter games like Call of Duty, it is the act of signing off and signing back on when you are doing terrible. Also known as rage quitting. The "Indian Parent" comes from the fact that parents who are Indian tend to have alot of rage.

Yo you're 3-20 man steup your game up!!

Ya man, I think im gonna Indian Parent Quit

by ends.... November 21, 2011

Parentoia

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

by parentoid March 18, 2009

parental democracy

1. A pseudo-democratic government, where the democratic nature of the country is of great value without forsaking the aspect of executive oversight, to protect and secure not what the citizens want but what is thought to be in their best interest.

2. A nanny state; usually intended derisively.

When we live in a parental democracy, where the two blocks that govern do not offer alternatives, when the state becomes, as in Goya's painting, Saturn devouring his children, the radicals emerge, young anarchists flying their flags made ​​of gunpowder.

by Mahus November 8, 2012

parental controls

Software designed by parents to keep their children from discovering new things about life.

The kid could not bypass the parental controls to get what he needed.

by BounceFire December 2, 2021

paper parent

Visiting parent after divorce court

A laser printer sears that pour souls new parent designation visiting parent.
Cut out of the family picture cast into a dumpster of hate that paper parent

Never gives up

by Tonythetiler November 25, 2020