Paried

To combine, mix, or match with.

David has some beers that are paried with food that has no vegetables.

by Hop Cast Ken September 17, 2011

Linkin Parked

When a band has started out with a good sound, yet they slowly get worse and worse as every new album comes out

John:Did you hear that The Killers just linkin parked?
Joe: I know it sucks, dude, they were soooo good.
Sally:Yeah, Hybrid Theory was awesome, Meteora was OK, Minutes to Midnght sucked ass, and A Thousand Suns is totally fucked up.

by Mr Awemazing :3D October 2, 2010

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 10, 2013

parted driveway

When a girl has only a patch of hair down the middle of her vagina.

Her parted driveway was quite interesting, and fun to play with. I got very horny when it got stuck in my teeth(;

by hoe billy yo April 28, 2011

Parked

The ultimate approach shot in disc golf (aka Frisbee golf or frolf) where the final landing location is directly underneath the pole hole basket

Weezer: Your super hyzer tee shot is totally parked on that par 3
Lester: yeah, I used a bitchin' over stable JK Pro to get the job done

by wch-meister October 6, 2017

parked the bus

Just had a poo

Jane.. "That toilet stinks"

Mum.. "I know, Martin has just parked the bus"

by DanSing October 22, 2017

partedom

the state of being parted with someone important, especially a loved-one
Etymology: parted + om (state of-)

My partedom was very difficult to handle.

by Truelinguistics October 23, 2017