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scranton parade day

The greatest, ABSOLUTLEY best day in history of all time. People start drinking at 6:30 AM and don't stop at all. It's a day where Scranton kids show all the big D1 schools that they party just as hard of not harder. Just an all around great day.
Dude ready for Scranton parade day tomorow? He'll yeah if we make it out alive it'd be awsome!
by Ryannbbb March 1, 2014
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Shit Parade

A cousin to the term clusterfuck. It implies an instance of extreme confusion, mishap, and/or disorganization.

Clusterfuck
WOW! It was a real fucking sit parade on the highway today.
by Chives November 25, 2003
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parade rainage

What happens when someone proverbialy rains on your parade meaning they ruin your triumphant moment.
JU: The Cardinals won the World Series!
Them: Just because the other team felt bad for them.
JU: Thats serious parade rainage
by Ju P April 25, 2008
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ParaElcataclysm

Paracoro the ⚗
unassuming girl: I sure love being an innocent girl

ParaElcataclysm: hi wyd
by Ketchup ^-^ May 16, 2021
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Cock-parade

The ever-growing list of guys a promiscuous girl may have.
jane- janet has a new guy over here every week!
john- yeah, just more guys in the cock-parade...
by El Steve-O June 11, 2006
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Pushchair parade

A group of teenage mothers (usually Chavish) walking along with their most prized accessories: their newly, or recently, spawned vermin
"Jesus Christ, Mary ,mother of Joseph! Where did they come from?"
"Who??"
"Them!" (points)
"Oh they're just the local Pushchair parade."
by popscene November 9, 2006
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Alcohol Parade

The act of wandering from a place to another one drinking all night long..or until u r totally blasted,hence u r forced to waste the rest of your night on the crappy floor of a club/pub/your home toilet.

The main purpose of an Alcohol Parade is to get new mates in each place u have a drink, using alcohol as a powerful legal substance that allow u to build up new relations with previously unknown people..btw often it.s most likely they.ll keep to be unknown even the day after cuz you won.t be able to remind them,). Therefore the most important stuff is that you must be aware about your own tolerance threshold to avoid unwanted side effects as reported before, and to avoid regretful recoveries with unattractive/disgusting/nasty beings of the opposite (or even same) sex.

Broadly speaking even the whole life of an alcohol-addicted can be define as lifelong alcohol parade, where he spends all his time moving back and forth between pubs or supermarkets but with the mere aim to feel intoxicated.
A - shall we go for an alcohol parade?
B - I'm in, FOR SURE!! First round.s on me tonight,)

A - hey man nice to c u again!!! tonight i lost u right after a couple of drinks, so what was your last alcohol parade like?
B - ...dude, let.s have a bomb-cocktail i need to forget that rubbish sack i woke up with..
by yosoybeachboy January 26, 2010
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