pothole paranoia

The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.

Joe: Why were you guys late for work today?

Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.

Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.

by 2014_chiguy January 15, 2014

Healthy paranoia

Let’s face it.. people are shitty. Not everyone. Definitely the “karens”.. But stay a “little” skeptical until otherwise proven wrong. Or just get rid of your cell phone, grow a garden and never leave your dwelling.

I call it healthy paranoia! Tootles

by Drewbloodybitch July 29, 2020

paranormy

a combination of paranormal and activity. Used for supernatural events.

Guy- "That door just opened by itself!"
Girl- "Paranormy!"

by AHAMAY47 January 7, 2011

Paranoying

The act of causing another to feel paranoid.
An informal term, this is not a real word.

Stop it, dude you're paranoying me.

by Stevef1310 October 19, 2018

Dead end paranormal park

A very good show that you should watch

“Hey have you watched dead end paranormal park?”
“yeah man i love that show!”

by The Axolotl Queen July 5, 2022

paranoid

A word created by the man that means, when you become it, that you are on to him.

A1: "I feel paranoid"

A2: "Yes. Yes you do."

by 111111111111111111111111111 April 15, 2010

paranoia

A disease that afflicts me and made me think for 3 years of my life that my left leg was longer than my right leg. Every time my phone rings I think it is the FBI. And every time my doorbell rings I think it is a giant purple dinosaurs that eats children.

Person: "William, why are you in the fetal position under your bed?"
Me: "Paranoia."

by William Stephens May 22, 2006