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Parallel Park

The Parallel Park is an intimate move used to initiate the Spoon technique.

It can be applied when one unsuspecting individual is casually lying on their side, forming a typical "big spoon" orientation. The other individual commences the Parallel Park by asserting themselves (consensually) as the "little spoon" through various methods such as simply sliding in smoothly or more energetically. Typically used in romantic relationships.
"Bro I was just chilling on the couch watching a fish documentary on my phone when my girlfriend parallel parked me since she wanted to watch too"
by btw soma May 16, 2021
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parallel parking

what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em
hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking
by douglas epley November 26, 2006
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Parallel Universes

If there were parallel universes, then wouldn't they be multiverses?
Come see my unicycle that has lots of wheels.
by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005
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Parallelogram

If you make an illuminati triangle with two hands, then flip one hand. This is what you end up with.

The {illuminati} is in 4 sided shapes too.
Person 1: WOAH HOW'D YOU MAKE THAT PARALLELOGRAM!
Person 2: Well, you just...
by BurningToast May 29, 2018
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Love parallelogram

A romantic relationship involving three people, in which two people are in a relationship with each other, and the third person is in love with both of them.
A: I found myself in a love parallelogram when I realized I love both Alice and Bob, like bro they are in love with each other...
B: God that's why I'm a relationship anarchist, this shit is too much for my brain.
by dirt 💖 December 28, 2022
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" Remember Brian back in high school? When i took my trip up to san fran last month, i actually ran into him; and from what i saw/ heard, now he's Going from Parallel to Perpendicular.

Never thought he'd swing that way, but i guess he does now.
by sfjhsfh June 29, 2009
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parallel appetites

two sex partners having about the same appetite for sex!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!
after all these years, juliana and (??) still had parallel appetites for one another.
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!
by michael foolsley February 2, 2010
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