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Mayday parade

the absolute best band in the world.
no comparison.
definately none.
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by lexie. November 9, 2007
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Four Star Parade

When a girl is sucking your dick, you ejaculate in her nose, then she hauks it up into a loogy and spits the jizz in your asshole and fucks you with a strap-on.
I heard that Joe and Susan did a Four Star Parade last night.
by Team G-Force January 26, 2007
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sarah jessica parker

An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.
Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.
by Cazz February 6, 2006
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this isn't where I parked my car

A phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.
While in the club, Joe begins hitting on a nice young lady, Jane. Jane's big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when Joe says, "this isn't where I parked my car!" and casually walks away.
by ginger87 March 8, 2010
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Sam Parker

THE SCUM THAT CLOGS YOUR SKIN. A pathological liar, cheater, bottom tier human being who will sexually harass you and try to fuck you, your best friend and his cousin bc that’s the sad excuse of a good little mormon boy that he is. A true racist pig who only dreams of getting ahead in life. DO NOT TRUST
“Wow, he’s a real Sam Parker.”
by MormonAnnihilator November 9, 2019
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shit on your parade

Said before telling someone bad news.
(Another way of saying rain on your parade.)
I hate to shit on your parade, but your dog just died.
by Word Master123 August 25, 2006
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pickles on parade

A bad situation to be in. An unfortunate ocurrence.
Ah, I see. Well this IS pickles on parade. For both of us, mind you.
by Mark Blue September 26, 2007
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