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panic queef

the act of becoming incoherrently nervous thus producing stuttering speech and uncontrollable vaginal vibrating and farting.
our assistant, mariana, just got a 75 year old homosexual pervert's social security number wrong for the 7th time. as i was yelling at her she began to stammer and panic queef.
by meat lips 7 October 25, 2009
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panic pick

1. A last minute choice from a menu when everyone else at your table has ordered and it's your turn.
2.A choice made out of desperation resulting from the inability to decide.
"I can't decide just yet, I'll panic pick after everyone else orders."
indecision panic choice menu wish-washy
by Bart's Mom August 6, 2009
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Panic! At The Dick

When you see your crush breathing and your dick starts having a seizure and you start to panic.

- Stanley Marsh 2018
Craig: *breathes*
Tweek: *shrieks and has a Panic! At The Dick*
by owo whats this? August 5, 2018
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panic chug

When you unreasonably panic in a social situation (i.e. the squad wants to leave the bar, your crush walks in) and chug your drink.
Kim got anxious as the line started moving so she panic chugged her beer.
by Kat DeJuneau November 24, 2018
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Panic Buying

Usually around seasonal times, bank holidays etc, people tend to buy more food products than they need even though the supermarkets will only be closed for 1-2 days.
wife - 'i must have that last tin of baked beans'
husband - 'its xmas darling when will we need baked beans? we dont want to be seen to be panic buying'
wife - 'the shops will be shut who knows?? grab it, its the last 1'
husband - argghhhhhhh!
by fastforward December 21, 2008
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panic fuck

the act of furiously trying to get off when faced with getting caught by the police or parents
shit, dad's home, PANIC FUCK !!!!
by metro anthony November 2, 2005
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Panic(!) At The Disco

a band that has strangeness to them. the "long title names" they are known for, are actual quotes from books, movies, etc. they are known for their strange sound. they have been reduced to brendon urie and spencer smith as of 2009. if you don't like them, its pretty obvious you don't know good music. and this is not coming from a crazy fan girl. or a girl at all. i believe they are or use to be a good band. but adding originality to their music is what makes them a good band. and of course brendons good singing. try getting music like this from your lady gaga kesha justin bieber etc.
Panic(!) at the discos albums are a fever you can't sweat out, pretty odd, and vices and virtues.
by Partaniqatie July 4, 2011
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