Shit Pause

When you go into a workplace bathroom as soon as you sit down someone walks in and you feel obligated to pause (and blow your nose, fidgit with your phone or cough) before relieving yourself until you hear the door swing shut

I am sick of having to shit pause every 30 seconds when some peckerhead walks in and takes forever to piss or just standing at the mirror.

by avanillafacedman January 27, 2016

oh shit pause

the moment immediately after you realize you completely forgot something very urgent and important. You then freeze in your tracks think for a second then mutter OH shit and run off.

joe- "hey sally i want to ask you something important"
sally- "okay sure wh.... oh shit!! *runs off*"
joe-"where are you going?"
sally- {no response because she it already to far away}

later that day

Will-" hey joe you ask out sally yet?"
Joe- "i almost did then she had a oh shit pause and ran off"
will- "that sucks"

by DW3120 February 1, 2009

padussy

the smell of booty, dick, and pussy all mixed together at once.

Mayne when I went in dat room wit Keisha and Tyrone and dem up in dar, it strate was smellin like pudussy!

by Saidah May 13, 2005

press the pause button

wait a minute. roots in prehistoric times in digital history with vcrs

hey man, press the pause button, i need to think

by all the names are taken September 30, 2007

Pause Job

When you pause the TV or a movie and it stops on someone's face or body to look really funny.

Dude, you gotta see this, I just gave the best pause job to Sarah Palin's face!

by bryttwazhere October 13, 2009

Pussy Pause

The act of pausing a competitive video, board or other game in order to attempt to gain pussy, often to the disdain of other players.

*In the middle of intense Super Mario Strikers*
Real Man: Yo I'm about to strike a fucking goal on your side.
Horney Douchecunt: Wait gotta text from mah' bitch.
*Pussy Pause*
Real Man: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I WAS ABOUT TO STRIKE A GOAL!
Horney Douchecunt: Shut the fuck up I'm trying to fuck this ho.

by Play-Doh Plato September 29, 2010

preppy pause

A phenomenon of early '80s New Wave dance music (supposedly attractive to preppies of the era), where the song is interrupted by a moment or two of silence.

The Howard Jones song "Welcome to Conditioning" has a preppy pause.

by Tomte November 16, 2005