by Jimbo and the master mixers January 20, 2004
Get the dead ottermug. A frozen popsicle treat that comes in a long plastic tube. It's like one of those push-pops only better, because it's the dessert of choice for otters worldwide. Like crack on a summer day, only it's legal. Don't forget to drink the juices after you're done!
Some women in Alaska choose to pleasure themselves with otter pops because they're used to frozen Eskimo cawk and they crave it at inopportune times.
Description of taste: Sex and Candy
Some women in Alaska choose to pleasure themselves with otter pops because they're used to frozen Eskimo cawk and they crave it at inopportune times.
Description of taste: Sex and Candy
Little Timmy: "Watching Sally suck on that otter pop is making my pants heavier and I like it."
Bill Cosby: "WAH-HUH-DUB-DEEDLE-DIP-DOO, say, why don't they make otter pops in puddin' flava?"
Bill Cosby: "WAH-HUH-DUB-DEEDLE-DIP-DOO, say, why don't they make otter pops in puddin' flava?"
by Aviator518 March 30, 2009
Get the Otter Popmug. The first hit from a nitrous oxide canister before it gets really cold, because it's warm and kind of stale, like if an otter was breathing into your mouth.
by d-bomba March 20, 2010
Get the otters breathmug. girls who have sexual intercourse with multiple boys who play on the otters hockey team. these girls normally attend every game and think their "the shit". and god forbid you text any of the guys they've slept with.... (which is on average, more than half of the team).
girl1: oh my god. emily is such an otter thumper.. she slept with half the team already!
girl2: what an otter thumper!
girl2: what an otter thumper!
by puckbunnyx November 18, 2009
Get the otter thumpermug. Well damnit baby, if you weren't so stingy with the tooty, you wouldn't be catching me brushing the otter so much. Now can you please shave my palms? I seem to have gone blind.
by bigmick02132 July 20, 2008
Get the brushing the ottermug. by Game Night Harem February 11, 2017
Get the Otter Spankmug. Otters hold hands while sleeping so they don’t drift away from each other.
When you love someone very much you commit to support and hold their hand no matter what. And you'll get through everything and never drift away from each other because you're Team Otters.
Life can be tough, but Team Otters is tougher.
When you love someone very much you commit to support and hold their hand no matter what. And you'll get through everything and never drift away from each other because you're Team Otters.
Life can be tough, but Team Otters is tougher.
by _nabana July 27, 2016
Get the Team Ottersmug.