Ostrander Abortion

A driving maneuver that involves crashing a vehicle, hopefully causing its airbags to deploy into a pregnant woman's uterus with the intent of killing the fetus inside.

1: Hey, man, did you hear Dakota's pregnant again?

2: Maybe she should try getting an Ostrander Abortion and using the insurance money to buy condoms for next time.

by deskjet08 May 18, 2014

Ostrich Power

Ostrich Power (or O.P.) is a standard unit of measurement to determine the output brightness of a light placed on the front grill of a vehicle (typically a truck). While standard lights are measured in wattage lights on the front grill of trucks are defined by their OP. There are no licenses needed to obtain a light that is OP.

"Damn son that light is OP!"
"Word bitch. That's Ostrich Power all up in that light."
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by Axe-Hole May 4, 2015

ostrich voter

Those choosing to ignore the current overwhelming facts presented and keep supporting a campaign due to historical preference.

My father is an ostrich voter, he keeps blindly supporting Mrs. XXXX even though the facts indicate she has committed heinous deeds verified by the media and other sources.

by rman62 November 18, 2015

ostrich leg

When one’s leg/knee bends the wrong direction resulting in a break or extreme hyperextension injury. Usually seen in a sporting event such as football or MMA.

Me: “Did you see the punter’s ostrich leg in the game last night?”

Buddy: “Unfortunately. It definitely broke. The slo-mo replay was gruesome.”

by LobsterSharts September 7, 2019

Otrinism

The feeling, usually mistaken for love, where one feels secure, comfortable in one's confide. The feeling fades away as one is more conscious of their securities. Temporary feeling

She is otrist(plural)
The psychiatrist advised that it was a phase of Otrinism

by K. Gabriel July 22, 2020

Ostrich

When a man and a woman break the bed whilst having sex. Ostrich (Sexual Term)

Michael: Did you and sally fuck last night?
James: Yeah, don't tell john though.
Michael: I won't
James: Thanks, that sex was great, but our bed did a ostrich.

by Benis lover February 9, 2022

Ugandan Ostrich Farm

Codeword for an STD, often said as a promise by rich married men to their mistress(es) among other lies like leaving their wife for them.

Which would you like to receive 1st, baby? The Ugandan Ostrich Farm or the Dirty Sanchez?

by 0 Hedge December 19, 2017