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Gay-osis 

Oh no, looks like you have contracted Gay-osis. This is a contagious incurable disease that is a result of watching too much internet pron. This being said, all men on the internet will eventually become gay-ized. Now that you are infected, your only choices is to attend a gay support group. good luck.
Guy 1: Damn man, I've been watching so much porn lately
Guy 2: Careful man, you might contract Gay-osis

Guy 1: My wifes vagina isn't appealing to me anymore...
Guy 2: Oh, too bad, you seem to have contracted Gay-osis from watching too much internet porn
Gay-osis by ZenZombie August 21, 2010
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Sexy beast, she has a king heart but can be sassy a times. Cares about you feeling sand food. If you please her she will most definitely please you back ;)
Osiris the ancient god from greek mythology
Osiris by oShii March 22, 2019

Sir Osis of Liver

A world-renowned and highly-esteemed hepatologist.
I seem to recall during our last session, Sir Osis of Liver,
that you had warned me against the dangers of drinking vodka for breakfast. Do you think we could go over that again?
To receive a handjob from a man/woman while standing in a skip
I'm getting Osianed in a minute
My mate once got Osianed by this bird
Osianed by pmeister1009 June 5, 2016
An Osiris is the best thing that will ever happen to you. She's smart pretty and usually, dyslexic. She has a wild soul and can not be tamed. Once you have an Osiris as a friend you have a person that will be there for you forever.
Hey I hung out with Osiris today
Man! I don't have an Osiris . Was she fun?
Dude she is the coolest thing ever.
Osiris by Mignonette September 27, 2017
A famously well-known prostitute.
Yo! I think that’s osia on my hw street over there
osia by Mark_862 April 10, 2020