Mentally Obese

To eat as much shit as you like and never put on any weight.

"Dude, your like, Mentally Obese or something"

"Yeah, ya jealous?"

"Damn straight"

by HotBitch January 2, 2006

Obese Eagle

It's where a fat chick drags your nose through her vag while doing the chicken dance over you in a squatting position with her arms out and flapping.

Last night I got really drunk, I woke up to this fat chick. I think she gave me an obese eagle...

by Jackylegs July 10, 2014

Obese

Extremely fat and ugly. So fat that if you were to offer a woman 30 g she would turn you down.

So fat that almost every man would be preferable to your obese bloated ass.

So fat you are easily made fun of and used or pitied by women while they're making love to their boyfriend and your fat ass is showing up at their door. They are laughing up in the room that an obese man is at the door.

So fat you will most likely be a lifelong virgin.

Vitale is an obese motherfucker who is used to get laughed at.

by thin. January 28, 2009

obesescuits

Larger than normal sized biscuits.

Wow! These biscuits are so big, they're obesescuits!

by angiecanhaha October 25, 2012

oobese

Having very heavy arms. See oob.

Gina is oobese, but she's cute!

by pentozali August 31, 2013

obesese

A word that describes an obese obese person, hence the extra "se" added to the end of the original "obese"

That cat is so fat it's obesese.

by obese_person September 10, 2014

obeselicious

An adjective that describes food that you crave despite your knowledge that it is toxic and/or will make you fat. E.g., Doritos, soda, candy and all kinds of fast food and junk food that is full of GMOs and high fructose corn syrup.

Dang, these salt and vinegar Pringles are obeselicious! I can't stop eating them, even though I know they will make me fat and sick!!!!

by NatureGrrl December 9, 2014