sweaty onion

Swonion

A low life degenerate with a pickled onion shaped head from scotland
Sweaty onion

by Mount6138 February 6, 2017

ninjas cutting onions

A slang term for crying while observing something tearjerking, such as a sad film scene. This refers to both a ninja's alleged stealth abilities, and the irritation of the eyes by the fluids in an onion.

I was watching The Notebook yesterday. Damn ninjas cutting onions the whole time..

by Intelligence001 December 17, 2016

I’m a goddamn onion

Frank Woods’ second best catchphrase

“I’m a goddamn onion,Mason.You should know that”

by You will break, American January 30, 2021

Ate the Onion

Someone who took satirical news seriously.

"See this FB post? Seems that Fred ate the onion."

by DamnIllogicalppl July 5, 2018

Onisionphobic

When you don’t want to be friends with a rather creepy man who has a weird obsession with Shane Dawson and false accusations. He also likes to give pointless childish responses to actual criticism. In fact when he sees someone criticizing him he decides to take their hard earned money. And you know he’s also got this weird obsession with bananas, I dunno what that’s about.

“Hey look at this onision video.”
“Why are you showing me that? Don’t you know I’m onisionphobic?”

by Arist0tle September 28, 2019

Onita

The most beautiful girl you'll ever met. funny. Crazy. Fun. Talented. Creative. Amazing. She's a keeper. Never let her go.

Have you met Onita? She's amazingly wonderful.

by Anon2012123 May 18, 2013

onisionphobic

When you don’t want to be friends with a rather creepy man who has a weird obsession with Shane Dawson, false accusations, and also likes to give pointless childish responses to actually criticism. In fact when he sees the criticism he just decides to take their money, he decides to take their hard earned money l, and you know he’s also got this WEIRD weird obsession with bananas.

She’s an Onisionphobic

Please stay away from me Mr.Onion

by MyaSkye September 28, 2019