The act of competition, which consists of rubbing together two penises in the act of frot. The winner is determined by who is able to prolong orgasm longest.
by DOS Emulation August 15, 2006
He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.
by yorrick hunt January 15, 2008
When several people put a cookie in between their butt cheeks while fully nude, (Jock straps ARE acceptable) and race down a field. The losers must eat their cookie. If it falls out, it also must be eaten.
The best technique is to squeeze the cheeks together to insure full stability. This can also be risky, because if you lose it makes your cookie taste like ass even more
The best technique is to squeeze the cheeks together to insure full stability. This can also be risky, because if you lose it makes your cookie taste like ass even more
cat 1:"yall foolin if you bout to eat dat cookie from yo ass cheeks!"
cat 2:i loss my cookie race tho dode so i gots to eat it! sheeet!
cat 2:i loss my cookie race tho dode so i gots to eat it! sheeet!
by BC90 November 20, 2010
Ski racing is the most badass sport in the world. It is for people that like going like a hundred miles an hour. You make turns through gates going super fast. People who ski race get mad chicks. It's sweet.
"Dude that sport ski racing is super sweet"
"That one kid that ski races must get mad chicks"
"I wish I wasn't an uncordinated douche bag so I could ski race and get mad chicks"
"Yeah"
"That one kid that ski races must get mad chicks"
"I wish I wasn't an uncordinated douche bag so I could ski race and get mad chicks"
"Yeah"
by PinkLlama May 16, 2007
Horsemen Races are when owners/trainers/jockeys conspire together so they all can win money and the fans all lose money. These are usually found in the first three races at any horse racing track in the world.
DX: Say there TT..who do you like in the first race at Pigplex?
TT: I'm not betting that race..it is a horsemen race. You cant, win, why, even, try,
DX: Well said.
TT: I'm not betting that race..it is a horsemen race. You cant, win, why, even, try,
DX: Well said.
by Andymays January 17, 2012
A 5 mile race between the illussive sand dewlling panda,the Gobi-fish from the premetazoric era and finally the tree swinging otter-goat.
by 2EYEMIKE October 21, 2006
Metaphor for driving home as fast as possible so you don't crap your pants. Usually follows Denny's Chili Dog or Nachos.
The devil's challenge can not be rejected, you just have to clench and drive like mad.
The devil's challenge can not be rejected, you just have to clench and drive like mad.
"How was the Race with the Devil last night?"
"Thankfully I beat him and made it home with clean drawers."
"Thankfully I beat him and made it home with clean drawers."
by Rex Splode January 06, 2010