Law Of Swearing

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.

"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.

by TheCrazyMadHatter January 25, 2017

elbow swear

a promise that should never be able to be broken. but somehow people find a way to break it.

"I love you."he said

"elbow swear?" she asked

"elbow swear" he promised.

by highmatenince June 19, 2015

Swearing Virginity

The innocence that each person has before he or she swears for the first time.

F-Boy: I got a girl really angry last night and took her swearing virginity!

by Gazzy with a g March 14, 2017

swear prayer

A profanity-riddled plea or simply a string of four-letter words said aloud when you think all is lost, but still hope there's a chance things will turn out in your favor.

I was so convinced that the client was going to fire me, I said a swear prayer with every four-letter word I know. Miraculously, they ended up praising my work!

by skychair August 23, 2019

Australian swearing

Taking two unrelated swear-words and combining them into one.

Some examples of australian swearing are "Ah, shitcunt! That dickfucker ate my sandwich!"

by Jim Roger April 11, 2017

Swear String

Noun: A Large amount of curse words used in 5 sentences or less.

Geez, you'll get in so much trouble if you use a swear string in front of the teachers.

by Abraham Zhao May 25, 2005

utensil swearing

when you are that enraged by someone that you cant for the life of you
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.

twat spatula
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer

etc

utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree

fucking twat donkey etc

by Dimebagchad April 26, 2009