Dick: off

Dick in 'off' position. Very uninterested. Turned off.

She told me her boyfriend was bad in bed, I replied "Dick: off."

by KrystalKamikaze February 26, 2020

Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

by Rogaaas September 18, 2015

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

National Cut a pedos dick off day

Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)

Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!

by Angel a random female April 1, 2021