captain obvious

that fucktard who's always lurking arround waiting for the chance to explain anything about a situation known to everyone.

common state ments made by captain obvious are things such as 'wow guys look its raining'. Yes captain obvious is that guy who leaves everyone thingking 'you dense mother fucker'

captain obvious: hey we have schoool on moday

person: thanks for that captain obvious

captain obvious: thats ok

person: you dense mother fucker

by cottnsoft April 10, 2013

obviously not

when something is blatent obvious, sarcasm, founded by the clipston click

"do you want some weed?"
"obviously not"

by Tom Hayward and Mason November 19, 2004

Captain Obvious

Best friends with sergeant sarcasm and colonel comeback.

captain obvious blah blah blah

by NinjaCookies33 June 5, 2013

You Obviously Love Oreos

The TRUE meaning of Yolo

Random Dude 1: YOLO!!!! *about to jump off roof*
Random Dude 2: You Obviously Love Oreos!!!! *gives the guy a pack of Oreos*
Random Dude 1: WTF???

by Eminemdude297 November 4, 2014

Captain Obvious

Someone who states the obvious. If you are a sarcastic asshole, it is considered common courtesy to thank such an individual for their obvious statement.

Captain Obvious: whoa, dude... The world is round.

Sarcastic Asshole: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

by KewlDood123 April 27, 2010

obviousfuckenly

When people say something you already said 😊

I saw the movie twilight....
You saw the twilight saga movies

Yes obviousfuckenly I just said it

by Elilly March 4, 2016

Obvious Jew

A person who is obviously a Jew. OJ's usually are recognizable by their name. To spot an OJ, look at their name. If it sounds Jewish, it probably is.

Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.

Person 1: "Hey, is Ben an Obvious Jew?"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"

Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"

by evencoolerguy January 24, 2021