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Post Notification

Post notification is a news aggregation and curation site for and about African Americans.
With post notification you can write your own post, save posts to read later, and follow your favorite black magazine sites for updates.
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block notification

The messages you get before someone blocks you.
Person 1: I keep getting block notifications from these chicks man
Person 2: Damn that's rough
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block notification

The messages you get before someone blocks you.
Person 1: These chicks keep sending me block notifications man.
Person 2: Damn that's rough
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3 notifications

when you send someone 3 notifications to tell them you miss then
you gave me 3 notifications do you miss them?
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- All notifications are deleted successfully
- All notifications are deleted successfully
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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my phone is blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwhich.

Let me see.

Oh, bro. Christmas is next week. This is a parental notification.
by nocharge December 13, 2023
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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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