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Noelli is an amazing person with an amazing personality she is sweet and kind but can be a bad bitch she has a big ass but dose not know how to throw it back she is thiccc and every one that meets her loves her but people will always be jealous of her Beauty she is wonderful and loving. She normally would wear a hoodie and son shorts or leggings
Person one: did you see Noelli today

Person two: yeah her ass was piping out of her leggings
Noelli by Dat Baddie 😜❤️ November 4, 2019
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Usually one of the prettiest, smartest, nicest, and most athletic girls. She is well known around school, and has boys lined up. She is an extremely talented girl, and is amazing at everything and anything. Usually a brunette with brown eyes. Very stylish and is always smiling. Any guy would be lucky to have her and if you ever get the chance for her to be yours don't every let her go.
I love Noelle she is my favorite!
Noelle by Anonymous99999999 December 12, 2012

Novelty Gently Caress 

In forums, you can't use curse words, so some people say Gently Caress in the place of "fuck". i.e. we gently caressed all night. Therefore, a Novelty Gently Caress is a Novelty Fuck. When someone has sex with someone they normally wouldn't because that person offers something different, a novelty, such as having sex with an obese person, a paraplegic, or someone of different race (or maybe even gender).
I heard Sue and Ginger hooked up. Sue says it was a novelty gently caress, though.
Novelty Gently Caress by Noir July 25, 2009

Novelty Gay 

A gay person whose entire life revolves around their sexuality.
i.e.

Guy #1: Hey guys, have you listened to Lady Gaga's new song "Judas"???!?!? It's one of her best!!! I am going to be performing to it this weekend when I do drag!"

Guy #2: Wow, you are really turning out to be a novelty gay... You should check into reorganizing your priorities in life. There are other things about yourself that you have to offer and focus on that are also enjoyable, interesting, and fun.
Novelty Gay by RealAssDude October 17, 2011
A cute, shy, girl with glasses. She has the most beautiful dark brown eyes that almost look black. She’s very mysterious and intelligent. She probably always knows what’s going on in a situation. Really good at reading and vocabulary. A lot of the guys at schools talk about her and know her name, but don’t talk to her because they want to say something to impress her.
Baseball player: you see that cute thick girl over there?
Basketball player: yeah bro I had my eyes on her for 8 months
Baseball player: dude I want to talk to nerdy noelle so badly but I don’t know what to say
Football player: we should probably just observe her looks anyways.
Noelle by the_anonymous_j November 9, 2018

euphoria (visual novel) 

Fucked-up visual novel by Clockup. Clockup makes a lot of fucked up torture porn visual novels, but this one is the most well-known and infamous. It also has an anime adaptation, though with less emphasis on the plot and more emphasis on the rape scenes.

The protagonist (if we can call him that) wakes up in a white room with six other women, with almost no means of escape except for one. He plays the role as the "key", while the other women are the "keyholes." In order to escape, he must rape each of the girls in a specific way. Refusal to play the game leads to death via electric chair (it's not pretty, trust us).

This game is NOT for the faint of heart or those with a weak stomach. Lots of rape, lots of scat, and one of the characters looks like a prepubescent kid. It's as fucked up as you can get.
Person A: I only watch REAL anime. My favorite is Euphoria (visual novel).
Person B: You mean the fucked up hentai with all the rape and literal shit?
Person A: Yes.
Person B: You need to get your head checked.

jean christophe novelli 

The sexy celebrity French chef who delighted women everywhere by making a come back on itv's Hells Kitchen. Fit!
girl 1: oh my god, look how hot that guy is
girl 2: yeah, thats Jean Christophe Novelli