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dog pisser

An act involving a skateboard and a half-pipe ramp where a victim of familial molestation works out their feelings.
Dude, did you see Joey doing dog pissers at the skate park last weekend?

Yeah, he's really going through some shit
by Mouse Pants May 5, 2014
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leanback pisser

someone who undertakes the premeditated act of pissing in another persons mailbox and regulates the flow by pinchingoff and releasing the "hose"
dude your neighbour is pole smoker therefore i think his mailbox needs a visit from the leanback pisser
by mr postman pat March 31, 2010
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shit pisser

When a man suddenly has the urge to take his usual trip to the can and expects urine to swim out of his dong only to realize he totally just crapped out of his dick. This unusual and uncommon disorder was first discovered by the great king of Zherklabala, Gharlk when he was in the middle of boning his Queen then needed to take a whizz. Next thing he knew he just crapped out of his palm pilot.
shit pisser is an example of hysterical sickness.
by Shit Pisser Fanatic January 8, 2009
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spit-pisser

A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.
Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."

Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."
by Dr. Centaur June 3, 2015
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squat pisser

Military term used in reference to the female gender.
I'll be damned if I ever see a squat pisser earn a Ranger tab!
by DaPrinceADJr May 4, 2015
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Pony Pisser

The act or art of bull shitting someone. Lying to someone for your own personal gratification.
Did you hear Jim braggin' about his latest exploits, he's such a Pony Pisser.
by sitlab December 8, 2009
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Port-A-Pisser

Making a bathroom in/on/by somthing that is not a bathroom, Like the side of a house or fence.
Going to use the Port-A-Pisser, then walk around the side of the house use the bathrrom and come back.
by Nebraska Girl October 2, 2011
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