The wiggliest organ in the human body, has purple at the end, is very veiny, is nestled on a VERY hairy ballsack, can squirt sour lemonade out of it's Jap Eye that can only be drunk by very special human beings, or it can squirt yummy goat's milk out, that is very nourishing to babies and little boys who have nothing else to do than drink their own penis made goats milk, and sell it to everyone in nice penis shaped bottles. Some penises are very special, and don't need a man to move around. They are called Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Wee Willy Winkee, and they are despised by all of humanity, even more than micro penises, and BBC's.
"OOOOWWWW!!!!!!! I got my wiggly little penis stuck in the elevator door, and now the whole shaft, not just the mushroom head, is purple!"
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
Get the Penismug. by bigboyondrugs March 25, 2022
Get the penismug. by Wenochainosama August 28, 2022
Get the Penismug. 
Because of having these, males use them as an excuse to watch sport instead of chick-flicks, buy beer instead of nice wine and not ring when they say they are going to.
Sally: "Call me tomorrow!"
Bob: "Ok"
Next day...
Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.
Bob: "Ok"
Next day...
Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.
by Pink Knickerz January 5, 2004
Get the penismug. An attempted humorous pluralization of the word "penis". As with other words from Latin that end with "is", such as "crisis" and "neurosis", "penis" changes the "is" to "es", forming "penes", as "crisis" changes to "crises" and "neurosis" to "neuroses". Only urologists and a handful of other professionals use the word "penes", however, so it is best to stick to the English plural, "pensises".
by atemperman January 24, 2004
Get the penimug.