Noob

One who fails to complete the simplest and most key tasks, generally a socially akward or irritating person.

Noob: (walks down street and trips over a ladybug)
OR
Crowd of normal, popular people: "No I love lost, it's a great show, did you guys see the one when.."
(Interrupted by noob)
Noob: "What's lost?"
OR
Noob to crowd of people, "Hey guys, what does milf mean?"

by Two Jews in the Back January 27, 2011

noob

a noob is someone who claims to be excellent at a online game but proves to be nothing but crap

hey noob whats that crap you just published

by kemperz July 29, 2007

Noob

A noob is a beginner in many categories, such as video games or such.They may begin in simple beginner games such as tutorials or tycoons, but often tend to enter very popular games such as Minecraft or ROBLOX.In this case, many older players, or veterans, will tell them to go away and constantly pester them.

Jake: Hey, I'm a beginning player. How do I get Admin here?
James: You can't get Admin here, you noob!

by neilneil1001 January 4, 2017

Noob

A noob or n00b is a person that doesn't have experience in something.

What a noob jimmy is. Don't trust him.

by GhostlyGhoster May 20, 2019

noob

A noob usually has no skill in video games and will often hip fire with a shotgun in FPS. A noob can also be somebody who acts like they know what they are doing when they really dont

I did terrible during that round because of all the noobs that were playing.
Miley Cyrus is a total noob when it comes to twerking.
Freshman during the first week of highshool or college.

by Cougarboy September 1, 2013

Noob

Commonly referring to a bad player in a videogame; especially poopscoop69420

You are such a Noob

by TapatoF January 28, 2022

Noob

Searching Google to find out how to use twitter

Dan was a noob as he was forced to search Google as he did not know what a "hashtag" was.

by Squeezef1 June 14, 2013