When confronted by ninja(s), the individual ninja will be far more powerful than a group of ninjas. To see the effectiveness of a group of ninjas simply use the equation power= 1/n, where n is the number of ninjas
Don't worry about the group of 1,000 ninjas, worry about the single guy, according to The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength
by jamundertoast December 17, 2010
Get the The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength mug.Origin: From the Middle Eastern military practice of soldiers counting off and the 9th soldier in every squad becomes the fuck-buddy for the rest of the men while they're in the field. Related to bacha bazi, the Afghani practice of taking boys, dressing them up like girls, teaching them to dance and then using them as sex slaves.
In Arabic: jundi raqm tisa
American Military Usage: meant as a dark joke. If someone asks how you're doing and you respond with, "I feel like soldier number nine," it means you're having a truly fucked up day or experience.
In Arabic: jundi raqm tisa
American Military Usage: meant as a dark joke. If someone asks how you're doing and you respond with, "I feel like soldier number nine," it means you're having a truly fucked up day or experience.
You: "Hey Bob--how the fuck ya' doing?"
(Bob looks like something just shat him out).
Bob: "Shit, dude. I'm feeling like soldier number nine."
You: "Did you get wasted last night?"
Bob: "Don't remember. But at least I didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and missing a kidney."
You: "...or with a number nine poop chute. But you might want to brush your teeth, I think someone used your mouth as a cock-holster."
(Bob looks like something just shat him out).
Bob: "Shit, dude. I'm feeling like soldier number nine."
You: "Did you get wasted last night?"
Bob: "Don't remember. But at least I didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and missing a kidney."
You: "...or with a number nine poop chute. But you might want to brush your teeth, I think someone used your mouth as a cock-holster."
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Person 1: Dude! I turned away for one second, and then you were on the other side of the street despite all this traffic.
Person 2: Yeah, I ninjaywalked.
Person 2: Yeah, I ninjaywalked.
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Gained popularity from the Youtube video "NINE is Terrifying" by Marsh, and the script of the video was turned into a copypasta within the Shin Megami Tensei community.
Gained popularity from the Youtube video "NINE is Terrifying" by Marsh, and the script of the video was turned into a copypasta within the Shin Megami Tensei community.
"Shin Megami Tensei NINE is a psychological horror game about a guy who gets attacked by a giant angry scrotum at a Taylor Swift concert, and then spends several months facing horrific hallucinations from the resulting PTSD."
-Marsh, 2020
-Marsh, 2020
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Also has a sexy pirate girlfriend with big dick energy called Beidou
Also has a sexy pirate girlfriend with big dick energy called Beidou
Normal boring person: Hey are u okay? U seem to have something in ur mind
Ningguang simp: I wish Ningguang would suffocate me between her thighs every day i spend without being degraded by her is a pain
Normal boring person: I think i left my stove open gotta go
Ningguang simp: I wish Ningguang would suffocate me between her thighs every day i spend without being degraded by her is a pain
Normal boring person: I think i left my stove open gotta go
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