Neptune's Trident

When a woman is laying naked on her stomach, you put your thumb in her ass, 2 fingers in her vagina, and your pinky massages her clitorus.

I went over to my woman's house, and gave her the ole Neptune's Trident until she blacked out.

by Blade_Slasher June 30, 2021

Neptune’s touch

When poopy splash back touches your asshole

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.

by MenacingMinister August 19, 2022

Neptune

A fucking idiot that has no friends

Person one-Hey neptune do you have friends?
Neptune-what are friends the fuck?

by Neptunei6940 December 24, 2021

Kitty + Neptune

The most cutest, the loudest, the longest, the hardest, the gamer-est couple ever to exist is this god damn universe.

Neptune: Game go brr
Kitty: joe mama go brrr

Kitty + Neptune: we go brrr

by L'rock April 2, 2021

Hot Neptune

When you successfully execute a Cleveland steamer while in a hot tub

I'm not going to use hot neptune in a sentence. Use your imagination for a scenario when this would be used.

by anonymous December 20, 2024

Hot Neptune

When you successfully execute a Cleveland steamer while in a hot tub

I'm not going to use hot neptune in a sentence. Use your imagination for a scenario when this would be used.

by anonymous December 20, 2024

Neptunism

The quality of acting in a way that feels unnatural, inhuman or as if someone were not of this world.

“She is weird. She follows neptunism”
“Why did he do that? Neptunism”

by Baweee August 30, 2025