neat cheat

Having an affair that's convenient for one of the parties.

That guy hates his girlfriend and they aren't getting along. Young love leads to neat cheat sometimes.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Neat

Neat is the slowest.

Neat = slow

by Neat = slow June 5, 2020

Neat pile

an organized pile of objects

these clothes are in a neat pile

by rn_jay1 January 18, 2022

neating off

When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.

Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.

Guy 2: Yea what about it?

Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!

Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.

Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.

by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009

Neat

A person who is a lazy couch catapiller

JORDAN BYRNES IS A NEAT

by Swack May 23, 2020

Neat-o

Very cool or very satisfactory , excellent

My mom's boyfriend is so neat-o.
Or in answer to a comment like..I got a car for Christmas...wow

Neat-o

by Queenmarcia December 23, 2021

Neat

The only word that one fucker knows.

"Hey man, I really appreciate you being there for me these past few years. It means a lot."

"Neat."

by FirstTimerfortheLaughs November 22, 2018