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narwhale

a whale with a long uniconish horn instead of a nose
TOURIST: wow! look at that fish with a long unicornish nose thing in the water!
TOUR GUIDE: that is called a narwhale
by dumb blondie June 1, 2005
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Narwhal

When something is amazing but completely irrelevant to helping you in life/ helping society
Lucy: I can name all 50 states in under 5 minutes!
Ashley: That is so Narwhal!
by LuFawnda March 19, 2012
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narwhaling

Wearing a strap-on dildo on your head. Not known as "unicorning" because it's real.
"I never thought two dudes would need a strap-on but those guys are really into narwhaling."
by ajpiano August 25, 2013
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awkward narwhal

An action performed after the occurence of a particularly awkward moment in a conversation.
The index finger is usually placed between the eyebrows and wiggles awkwardly whilst saying, "Awkward narwhal..."
The middle finger is occasionally used, when an awkward moment is reached and the instigator of the awkward moment is acting douche-y and possibly insensitive to a prior occurence that makes the situation awkward.
Person 1: what's up dude?
Person 2: um, nothing.

Person 1: how's the girl?
Person 2: she dumped me.

Person 1: well how's basketball going for you?
Person 2: I didn't even make JV this year.

Person 1: oh. awkward narwhal.
by queen of awkwardness May 31, 2009
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Narwhal song

A song about narwhals. That is really annoying.
Narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean,
causing a commotion,
because they are so awesome

-Narwhal song
by bjhrbfajhwb May 9, 2009
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norwalk high school

the kids here are hella swaggy every day is lit i get turnt just by being in the presence of these groovy doovy kiddos they like to look at hella dope goat penis and the food makes my daddy wanna bend over for the chefs if you wanna fit in you HAVE to wear sunglasses indoors stay hip friendos
by merrrrreeeeeeee August 22, 2016
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Norwalk Sausage Fest

The night where a bunch of males, meet at 11 1/2 Grandview Avenue, and they drink beer while grabbing each others sausage.
Yo, you here what happened at Da Silva's house last night?
Nah what?
They was a norwalk sausage fest.
by Cant Tell Yah December 24, 2007
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