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Narrow lad

1)opposite of wide lad.- a man who is wide in torso and alphaness.

-2) A generic banter insult invented by the wide lad Ben Singleton.

- 3)A narrow lad is someone who lacks torso width, maybe due to lack of a combination of or singular of: clavicles , deltoids, shoulder to waist ratio- a beta.

4) -Someone who acts in a fashion mimicking such a narrow man.

5) a beta male who lacks manhood

6) a beta who is generally lacking in width and strength.

7) Genetically lacking in evolutionary attractiveness.

8) a guy with terrrible shanter

9) Craig roebuck, andrew maskill, any other narrow lads.
Laughing child: "what a Narrow lad"

Admiration man: "That guy is a "Narrow lad", not like widelad singleton"

guy:

"where is his clavicles/ deltoids/ rratio what a "Narrow lad"???!!"

girl:"HA wot a Narrow lad"

Alpha male: " i fucked that Narrow lad's bird in front of him, he just cried!!"

Alpha's pal: " he so weak, cant even deadlift! wot a "Narrow lad!"

Scorning alpha female: "he's such a "Narrow lad", no female want's his narrow gene's!"

Craig roebuck, andrew maskill, any other "Narrow lad"'s.
by Wideladdd January 24, 2011
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Nardoned

Getting Nardoned is getting super fucked up and taking a shit in a tea pot at your grandmothers house.
"Honey dear, did you get Nardoned again? There is poo poo in my tea.
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narrow neck

"Dont be a narrow neck" unable to learn or grasp new concepts, unfriendly and ignorant.
Someone who thinks they know it all and cannot be told anything new. Someone who likes to talk about themselves alot, tells the same sad stories over and over and loves the sound of their own voice.
by ControlFreak October 15, 2007
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Nardong

A man who wears the trousers in a homosexual relationship.
Man 1: Hey did you hear Gary and Trevor are bumming?

Man 2: Yeah, I heard that Trevor is a real Nardong!
by beaversweat November 27, 2009
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narrow ass

A President who lacks the gravitas and testosterone for the job.
If we didn't have such a narrow ass in the Whitehouse, Vladimir Putin wouldn't be thinking conquest of Eastern Europe right now.
by MFF SkyGod April 11, 2014
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natronic

A word white people can use to call black people without getting their ass's kicked. Similar to nate, and natron...
What a natronic....Shut up natronic...
by Smithers123 September 10, 2007
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Nardong

Statically charged homosexual fish of the large variety. They take pleasure in taking advantage of the smaller fish by statically shocking them into sexual submission.
Billy: OH MAH GAWD! What is Jerry the sturgeon doing that goldfish!?

Johnny: It's natural... he's a nardong
by ColonelPineapple March 25, 2010
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