fag nanny

n. A person who shows weak or unmanly characteristics.

Did you see that guy pass out? What a fag nanny.

by Costelloween April 23, 2008

Poot-nanny

An elderly woman who baby sits a slut in recovery from excessive sexual adventures.

My poot-nanny came over after a multi-participant sex binge I had been on over the summer. She monitored the phone and door, not letting anyone disturb me as I recovered and prepared for my next adventure. Every good fucker needs a poot-nanny to maintain peak performance.

by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016

Coot Nanny

A married man's fling with his children's babysitter.

Wife: "What the fuck is going on?"

Husband: "Sorry baby; I couldn't pass up that coot nanny."

by Mistress November 23, 2004

Butch Nanny

1) A really hairy snatch.

2) A terrible Halo Player.

That hippy bitch had a butch nanny.

by Steve012345 September 26, 2006

hootin nanny

A unwashed woman, usually a middle aged white southern woman who resembles a man (You can't really tell if its a man or woman) and is usually unwashed and has long unkept hair.

Calamity Jane was a hootin nanny.

by Daytime October 1, 2006

woop nannies

those pieces of hair that swoop up or out of place from the rest of your hair. cow-lick type pieces of hair but aren't cow-licks. your hair will be straight and one piece of hair decides to "woop".. usually frame your face

from all this humidity i have so many woop nannies!

by Kay Sedia August 29, 2010

Fuck Nanny

A young generation fertile female that hooks up with a male, usually older and poor, has one or more kids with him or another male on the down low and has a low paying job that causes her to be a fuck buddy babysitter.

My old lady is my fuck nanny.

by WiskeyDick August 27, 2023