Poot-nanny

An elderly woman who baby sits a slut in recovery from excessive sexual adventures.

My poot-nanny came over after a multi-participant sex binge I had been on over the summer. She monitored the phone and door, not letting anyone disturb me as I recovered and prepared for my next adventure. Every good fucker needs a poot-nanny to maintain peak performance.

by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016

fag nanny

n. A person who shows weak or unmanly characteristics.

Did you see that guy pass out? What a fag nanny.

by Costelloween April 23, 2008

Coot Nanny

A married man's fling with his children's babysitter.

Wife: "What the fuck is going on?"

Husband: "Sorry baby; I couldn't pass up that coot nanny."

by Mistress November 23, 2004

Butch Nanny

1) A really hairy snatch.

2) A terrible Halo Player.

That hippy bitch had a butch nanny.

by Steve012345 September 26, 2006

hootin nanny

A unwashed woman, usually a middle aged white southern woman who resembles a man (You can't really tell if its a man or woman) and is usually unwashed and has long unkept hair.

Calamity Jane was a hootin nanny.

by Daytime October 1, 2006

The Nanny Express

One of my favorite movies, with Vanessa Marcil, who was an actress on the ABC show "General Hospital".

In the movie "The Nanny Express" , Vanessa Marcil wears glasses.

by ColumbiaPicturesLover December 26, 2011

Dutch Nanny

When a woman is fisted by someone with a wooden shoe on their hand

“Things got a little crazy last night, and after some absinthe she let me slip her the Dutch Nanny…”

by CaKnuckle June 3, 2022