Poot-nanny

An elderly woman who baby sits a slut in recovery from excessive sexual adventures.

My poot-nanny came over after a multi-participant sex binge I had been on over the summer. She monitored the phone and door, not letting anyone disturb me as I recovered and prepared for my next adventure. Every good fucker needs a poot-nanny to maintain peak performance.

by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016

fag nanny

n. A person who shows weak or unmanly characteristics.

Did you see that guy pass out? What a fag nanny.

by Costelloween April 23, 2008

Coot Nanny

A married man's fling with his children's babysitter.

Wife: "What the fuck is going on?"

Husband: "Sorry baby; I couldn't pass up that coot nanny."

by Mistress November 23, 2004

Butch Nanny

1) A really hairy snatch.

2) A terrible Halo Player.

That hippy bitch had a butch nanny.

by Steve012345 September 26, 2006

hootin nanny

A unwashed woman, usually a middle aged white southern woman who resembles a man (You can't really tell if its a man or woman) and is usually unwashed and has long unkept hair.

Calamity Jane was a hootin nanny.

by Daytime October 1, 2006

Vu-nanny

The purest form of a used Vagina, one that has been pampered and treated to the finest silk undies and never been photographed in the wild. These belong to Princesses, fairies and anything from the Underworld.

Dal exclaims; Hey Babe, your Vu-nanny is looking perfect again.
Babe replies; thanks Bubs, Check out my durgo too

by Donk Budman January 24, 2022

nanny shake

To shake an infant violently, especially when performed by a person who is the primary caregiver of the infant but not the parent; Shaken baby syndrome (SBS).

Mother: "I woke up, went to her crib and shook her to see if she was still breathing".

Friend: "You shook her?!"

Mother: "I didn't nanny shake her! I just shook her enough to rouse her, not give her brain damage."

by aislinnfaye April 17, 2015