mystery taxi

(extra credit to Dogfish)n. similar to beer goggles in their effect on the morning after...but...when you're SO pissed you're SURE the woman you pulled last night was better looking than the bush hog you're lying next to when you wake up.

"holy shit...who the fuck are you? Bollocks, the pretty bird I pulled has been taken away by the Mystery Taxi. Please get out of my home"

by stouffer March 5, 2003

Mystery Nut

When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.

"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."

by Noir March 17, 2018

shit mystery

When you take the smallest shit, but you have to wipe for 30 minutes to get all the shit out.

Mark can't go to my wedding because of the shit mystery.

by DatFag February 23, 2014

mystery skulls

the best fucking band ever/animations
check em out nerd

Person 1: Do you know any cool bands out there that are kinda funky and have an animated version of the best songs from the band?

Person 2: Oddly specific, but yes! Listen to Mystery skulls!

by beenihilate October 4, 2021

mystery look

An outfit consisting of a long sweatshirt and short shorts that leaves the onlooker unsure if the subject is wearing pants. A favorite of young, basic white girls.

Me: - caught looking at a sorority girl -
Wife: My God, is she even wearing pants?
Me: She’s rocking the mystery look. Who knows?

by mikejackson3 November 10, 2019

White Mystery

A person who claims to have multiple heritages coming from only white countries.

Melissa: I'm 15% Irish, 12% Brittish, 7% Finnish...
Dave: so you're just a white mystery?

by Okisbo January 28, 2017

mystery gang

shaggy (the stoner), fred (the ladies man), the lesbians (the smart and the femme one) Scooby (the chill dog), scrappydoo (the annoying dog)

one friend: y’all we are for sure the mystery gang bruh
Friend: ahh bro you’re shaggy cause ya a stoner
Other friend: ahhh y’all daphne and Velma cause ya gay
Friend:ahhh y’all annoying af y’all a scrappy doo
other friend: ahhh y’all chill, ya a Scooby
Friend: you a ladies mannnn you fred AF

by livthedragon July 3, 2018