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Myspace Party 

Thinking your so cool to be having a party at the weekend that you foolishly post a bulletin on Myspace stating anyone can come. The actual party then gets crashed by thousands of random people and your house gets trashed.
"omg the house is ruined! who turned up last night?"

"i don't know, its not my fault it turned into a Myspace Party!"
Myspace Party by TonyX December 18, 2008
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MySpace courtesy 

when receiving a picture comment, you feel the need to comment a picture of the person who commented yours
"He commented 5 of my pictures, its MySpace courtesy to comment 5 of his pictures."

myspace angles 

Originating from the myspace community, this term has come into common use to describe a style of photography used to make unattractive people appear attractive, often by positioning the camera at strange angles and using extreme close-ups.

It is quite popular on myspace user profiles, in an attempt to hide fat and other undesired features from the camera and fool others into thinking the person realy is attractive.
"Dude, what are you talking about? That chick's probably ugly. Look at her pictures... she's got the myspace angles!"
myspace angles by cyberpimp July 11, 2006

MySpace Fade Away 

When you message someone on MySpace asking for a number/date and they conviniently sign off without even replying to your message.
John: "I don't know what happened! Everything was going fine until I asked her out. After that she signed off and hasn't returned my message since!"

Robby: Looks like she did the MySpace Fade Away on your ass!

Friends: Dammmmmmmmnnnnnn!
MySpace Fade Away by Devin Carter January 9, 2008

myspace slut 

sort of like a myspace whore but usually worse.
myspace whores usually post nude or almost nude pictures on myspace.
but myspace sluts do the same thing.
but going further by actually fucking someone they met on myspace.
See that girl over there?
She is such a myspace slut.
She hooks up with random guys she met on myspace.
myspace slut by Marisa Mafiga April 14, 2007

myspace pose 

getting a little too much into posing for pictures.

ironically on the website myspace, almost every user has this same pose.
Wow! That girl's getting really into that myspace pose!

POSITION:
-eyes looking upward not toward camera
-arm in an awdward position: elbow out, peace sign directed to ones own side of face.
-pucker up lips
myspace pose by Lizzle Gio October 7, 2007
it's 3:45 AM, your eyes are sore form looking at the computer screen for 4, no wait 5 hours...uhh who cares because all you care about not is myspace. You log into your Myspace everday, you've even missed the funeral of your mother to read that message from that attractive scene girl from Peluca, Idaho. Speaking of scene kids. Out of the 4,543 friends you have you only know about 70 personally, but for some unholy reason you know every single scene kid on your myspace, though the SONS O' Bitches all look alike. Your life is in shambles due to your Myspace addiction. You go to work tired, thus becoming cranky. In meetings all you can think about is what bulletins people have posted or what cool neat comments you have.

For all those reason you lose your job. Why? Because when you were at your nice doctors job at the Children's Hospital instead of writing needs Chemo-Therapy ASAP, you wrote, "PLZ comment on my pics!@@!"
At this point you're at home it's been three months since you lost your job, now you live with you mother all your real friends have left you, because now you have alienated them for your MYspace friends. Just another statistic.
Please if you don't get help at CHARTER, Please get help somewhere.
ME
crackpipe is to Crack as Keyboard is to Myspace
ME
Myspace by Christopher Ess October 10, 2005