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Beer muscles

The muscles- or more likely the lack thereof- found in the male abdominal area. This phrase is a tailor-made justification for excessive amber nectar consumption, and places the onus on drinking a six-pack, rather than having one.
'Been to the gym lately?'
'Nah, but I gave the beer muscles a good workout last night.'
by Tommy Trawler February 9, 2004
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Musclesexing

One muscleman engaging in sex with another man. The muscleman can be either the one initiating the act, the person invited to engage in the act, or both.
"I heard Steve really had a good time last night."

"Yeah. He invited a real hunk over for musclesexing."
by UD-Friendly October 19, 2009
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illusion muscles

illusion muscles can be one of two things. one: illusion muscles are when a weak person looking person who looks like he doesnt have any muscles tenses his muscles and his muscles noticeably buldge from his skin, and this person is also quite strong.

the other form of illusion muscles is when, a strong looking person, with big muscles tenses and there is no visible change to his muscle size, this person is also fairly weak.
person 1: dude check out that guys arms he must be strong
person 2: hes not that strong, he just has illusion muscles
by the Duke of Mexico June 3, 2010
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muscles

A being birthed in France with infinte muscles. They tend to hold exceptional table football skills along with extreme sass.
Slut 1: Check out that muscles
Slut 2: Ooooohh sooo sassyyy
by Muscles2muscles February 9, 2018
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muscles

danny has no muscles
by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024
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Muscles, Men & Money Machines

Women will flock for this cash. The golden Standard for women.
I need to fuck a Muscles, men & Money machines guy!
by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025
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Baby Muscles

A.A.C.D , basically weak
pumping serioids

no talent
weak
"omg look at baby muscles over there
he must have been taking steriods last night"
by thanamelessone December 7, 2009
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