My ASS

Jasper your dick is to big in My ASS
by RAZGEE December 11, 2018
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Up in my ass

When someone is really annoying you.
Mum: Hey Dave do the dishes!
Friend: Man your mom is giving you heaps to do
Dave: Yeah she's been 'up in my ass' all day
by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008
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showed my ass

A figurative expression of rage.
"I showed my ass at the airport yesterday when they canceled my flight to Denver"
by Dr. Jodi M February 10, 2010
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Look at my ass

Look at my ass is the proper reaction when someone acts high-maintenance or like they are better than everyone else in some way. Look at my ass can also be an adjective; someone who is high-maintenance or thinks they are better than everyone else is one of the look at my ass people.
Girl: "I don't have time to clean my apartment because I'm too busy taking honors classes in Neuroscience and Russian Literature, so I neeed a maid."
You: "Well, Look at my ass!"
by heyyitslisa May 17, 2011
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up my ass

up his ass
up her ass
meaning someone who is always on another persons case, like always together but even closer together, like 2 buddies hanging out, but one sayz y r u up my ass so much, or y r u up her ass so much...see get off my dick
invadeing one's space to much
being stuck together like glue, u might think of anal sex, but not this time...
i like being up everyones ass, but i hate when everyone is up my ass....
poparatzis r always up my ass...
my mother is always up my ass about homework...
girl: my bf is up my ass so much i bleed everytime he's up there!!!
by blthrskt December 19, 2005
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Shit On My Ass

Shit On My Ass (etymology: Mod. English; portmaneau of the phrases "shit" and "ass," with "on my" forming the liaison) is a vulgar phrase expressing an utter discontent in an occurence, (e.g. where the conjuction "Shit!" would be used). Offshoots may include: shit on my dick, shite on my arse, holy shit on my ass, and the extremely long "piece of shit motherfucker on my ass."
Teacher: You failed the test, Stan.

Stan: Shit on my ass!

Brittany: I'm cheating on you, Stan.

Stan: You piece of shit motherfucker on my ass!
by ceaseanddesistsir April 10, 2010
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laughing with my ass

Expression originating from Turkey which is used to describe something either unrealistic or completely idiot.
- Do you know how much Brandon wants to sell his car?
- Well, I heard about $5000...
- Uh, I am laughing with my ass!!! His car is a complete garbage!!!

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- The lady says she will sell her store in one month
- Damn, I am laughing with my ass... This silly cow does not know anything about business... This is impossible!
by patchoun' October 10, 2009
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