Up in my ass

When someone is really annoying you.

Mum: Hey Dave do the dishes!
Friend: Man your mom is giving you heaps to do
Dave: Yeah she's been 'up in my ass' all day

by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008

showed my ass

A figurative expression of rage.

"I showed my ass at the airport yesterday when they canceled my flight to Denver"

by Dr. Jodi M February 12, 2010

Look at my ass

Look at my ass is the proper reaction when someone acts high-maintenance or like they are better than everyone else in some way. Look at my ass can also be an adjective; someone who is high-maintenance or thinks they are better than everyone else is one of the look at my ass people.

Girl: "I don't have time to clean my apartment because I'm too busy taking honors classes in Neuroscience and Russian Literature, so I neeed a maid."
You: "Well, Look at my ass!"

by heyyitslisa June 10, 2011

up my ass

up his ass
up her ass
meaning someone who is always on another persons case, like always together but even closer together, like 2 buddies hanging out, but one sayz y r u up my ass so much, or y r u up her ass so much...see get off my dick
invadeing one's space to much
being stuck together like glue, u might think of anal sex, but not this time...

i like being up everyones ass, but i hate when everyone is up my ass....
poparatzis r always up my ass...
my mother is always up my ass about homework...
girl: my bf is up my ass so much i bleed everytime he's up there!!!

by blthrskt July 26, 2008

Shit On My Ass

Shit On My Ass (etymology: Mod. English; portmaneau of the phrases "shit" and "ass," with "on my" forming the liaison) is a vulgar phrase expressing an utter discontent in an occurence, (e.g. where the conjuction "Shit!" would be used). Offshoots may include: shit on my dick, shite on my arse, holy shit on my ass, and the extremely long "piece of shit motherfucker on my ass."

Teacher: You failed the test, Stan.

Stan: Shit on my ass!

Brittany: I'm cheating on you, Stan.

Stan: You piece of shit motherfucker on my ass!

by ceaseanddesistsir April 9, 2010

laughing with my ass

Expression originating from Turkey which is used to describe something either unrealistic or completely idiot.

- Do you know how much Brandon wants to sell his car?
- Well, I heard about $5000...
- Uh, I am laughing with my ass!!! His car is a complete garbage!!!

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- The lady says she will sell her store in one month
- Damn, I am laughing with my ass... This silly cow does not know anything about business... This is impossible!

by patchoun' October 10, 2009

My Ass is an Asshole

When your ass is most active at inconvenient times.

Scenario 1: You are on a bus that is full, but silent and you really need to let one rip
You (Silently talking to self): "My ass is an asshole at the current time..." *PRRRRRT*

*1 million eyes in your direction*
You (Talking aloud): "Shit..."

by I-Am-The-Cold July 23, 2014