mutant squirrel

A squirrel, mutated by nuclear or genetic means, that has become abnormally large, vicious, deformed or all of the above, and can often be found at Chernobyl or in corny horror videos found on Youtube. Can or cannot be easily killed depending on the grade of mutation. May or may not be zombified.

Chris: Hey did you see that mutant squirrel at the beer bash last night?
Zach: Mutant squirrel what are you talking about??
Chris: No totally man I'm like serial there was like a squirrel and an owl tried to grab it and it fucked up that owl's shit man it ate that owl!!
Zach: Yea I totally missed that. Hey didn't you get high at the beer bash?
Chris: ....No...

by horrorcritiquedude,man October 10, 2011

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo

A single or a team of special young homeless men lead by a homeless man of a different race that wears a robe and talks in a philosophical way and you are all out screwed if you do not give them your spare change because you will be cut to bits and eaten. Their main prey is annoying "sassy" gay men named Ricarrdo due to their complete defenlessness.

Odd Guy 1: Oh sh*t is that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo? HERE TAKE THE CHANGE!!!!!!!!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo: Thank you......BOOZE TIME BITCHES!

by conpatpet December 19, 2011

Mutastic

When something or someone is very or is looking very mut

Mut is wearing her red bikini. She is looking Mutastic

by Rynaldo5 October 18, 2008

Mutant

The Attorney in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas". Oscar Zeta Acosta. Dr. Gonzo, partner of Raoul Duke.

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” - Hunter S. Thompson

by Nemo1080 September 16, 2009

teenage mutant ninja nigga

1) Carlo

2) A really hyper active Asian who jumps off walls, eats rice, goes crazy, practices ninjitsu, listens to rap music, or is the Shiznit.

That Teenage Mutatant Ninja Nigga ate my rice bowl!!

by Raven April 5, 2004

mutabolism

A person with a mutant-like metabolism who can eat all they want and not gain weight.

"Angela eats like a pig, but thanks to her mutabolism, she never gains an ounce."

by romel adam February 6, 2008

mutasim

Mutasim is a smart and handsome boy.He is intelligent and respects his elders.He is more active and rarer than others

I wish i also have a mutasim
You are very mutasim

by Master mutasim August 4, 2018